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Not All Followers Are Created Equal

By on March 29, 2016 in Relationships, Snarky
#notallfollowersarecreatedequal

If you missed me last night…here is the Blab after few technical mishaps, dog barking, spelling errors, echoed sound, mother nature fighting me for bad lighting! Seriously. Can anyone recommend a small lighting kit that doesn’t suck or can you ask Mother Nature for a little more natural light for me please?! Thanks ‪#‎socialmediaproblems‬ Take 2. We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! Click To Tweet Scroll to about the 19… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

By on March 28, 2016 in Goodies, Relationships
Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Happy Monday! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. It has been a few months since my last Blab discussion and I am excited to be interviewed by Shon Hyneman from Kairos Social about one of my favorite topics: How to work with brands. Tonight is the night where I will finally catch up with Shon Hyneman on Blab. What are my secrets…well, maybe not all of them! Join me tonight talking Working With Brands on @KairosSocial Blab. What are my secrets…well, maybe not all of them! Click To Tweet Join us tonight, Monday 3/28/16 @ 6:30PM/PST – be there!!… Continue Reading

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Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peeves

By on March 25, 2016 in Snarky
Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peaves

Let’s face it. The majority of us spend a lot of time online. I think I might spend more than the average person (and Teddy Brewski more than the average puppy) on some form of electronic device. To be fair, it is my job and there are many things I love about being fully online and engaged with people from all over the world on my computer or phone. However there are some “no-no’s” that people do online that drive me up the wall. 1. Being a flat out nasty, hater or troll. We are very lucky to enjoy our… Continue Reading

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We Are Better Than This

By on March 16, 2016 in Relationships
Violent protesting is not OK. Freedom of speech is OK. Come on America. Be better than th

I don’t cover politics on my blog or on my social media channels. MelanysGuydlines was created as a cathartic outlet for snarky jokes and laughter. Don’t we have enough to deal with on a daily basis? MG should be a place to come and escape issues we face in our daily lives. But, today I wanted to share something on the blog because it should be shared here too. First, I tweeted this. Second, I shared on Facebook and some moron replied to the post with such a rude comment that I won’t repeat it here. What I said in… Continue Reading

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Must Have Hysterical App – MSQRD

By on March 8, 2016 in Snarky

This is not a sponsored post. I am not getting paid to write this. But, let me tell you that my new favorite app has to be MSQRD. It stands for masquerade because you can change your face with different masks and 3D camera tricks to become all different types of people, animals, characters and more. It is so funny that I am still laughing at the videos I recorded a few days ago. Hysterical and provides hours of entertainment for the whole family. This was my first try using the app..LOLOL My new favorite app has to be #MSQRD… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

By on February 2, 2016 in Goodies
Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ. VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

By on November 25, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

By on November 16, 2015 in Goodies

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 5: Snarky Truths

By on November 10, 2015 in Snarky
6. Don’t believe everyone who says they are an expert. I can say I am a unicorn but I am not. I don’t have a horn.

I am due for another installment as to why people like memes. It has been a while and I have been collecting a few good “guydlines” for your snarky, reading pleasure. Sometimes there is a theme to the memes I create and sometime there isn’t but it is all based on something I am experiencing at the time. They usually start as Facebook posts or tweet and then develop into picture with pretty colors and interesting fonts. If that is what I have to do to relieve my snarkasm then that is what I am going to do! Make sure… Continue Reading

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My Guest Lecture At The University of Arizona On Social Media

By on October 14, 2015 in Relationships
My Guest Lecture At The University of Arizona On Social Media

Last week, I drove to the University of Arizona to speak to the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences Department students about Blogging, Social Media, and being a Social Media Influencer. The school offers several different options of Majors and Minors focusing on a variety of topics surrounding the innovation and technological advancements of computer technology including the ever-changing landscape of Social Media. I wish they had these options when I was in school. The students were a bit hesitant at first but opened up pretty quickly. The professor had them prepare questions prior to my arrival, which was a… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger Guest Lecturer at UofA for Communication and eSociety

By on October 7, 2015 in Relationships
Melany Berger Guest Lecturer at the University of Arizona

I am going back to school tomorrow at the University of Arizona, not as a student but as a guest lecturer on some of my favorite topics besides rock n’ roll and sports. I will be lecturing the Communication and eSociety students about blogging, social media, and being a social media influencer tomorrow in Tucson, AZ! I am a proud #Wildcatforlife and can’t wait to go visit. It is so much fun going back to school and sharing how I started my business. Even better than that is I am given the opportunity to learn directly from the students about… Continue Reading

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Zipcar: $25 Off Wheels When You Want Them

By on October 7, 2015 in Goodies
Zipcar: $25 Off Wheels When You Want Them

I am a California girl inside and out! More specifically, born in the Bay Area. Love my San Francisco Giants, Golden State Warriors and San Francisco 49ers (but Kaep can go anytime). However, I moved to Los Angeles to work in the music business when I completed college at the University of Arizona. I will always be a Wildcat and a Bay Area sports fan no matter what zip code I am in! Going back to Cali, Cali, Cali and the fact that NorCal and SoCal are different but what they do have in common is traffic and parking situations…. Continue Reading

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