Singles

Take Control of Your Breakup With These Post-Relationship Methods

By Laura on July 1, 2015 in Relationships

I have been under the weather and a bit mia but thankfully Sara is here to save the day with this post. When you’ve just been through a breakup, it can be a difficult and emotional time for you. No doubt you’re feeling vulnerable and upset. It’s easy to beat yourself up and over analyse things, wondering where you went wrong. This isn’t healthy, and you need to avoid doing this where you can. IMAGE SOURCE Instead, what you need to do is approach the breakup with maturity and confidence. You have some options that you can focus on here…. Continue Reading

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Small Gestures To Show Your Partner You Love Them

By Laura on June 26, 2015 in Relationships

If you are deeply in love with your partner, it’s a good idea to show them from time to time. Saying “I love you” at the end of telephone calls sometimes isn’t enough. However, I know from experience how difficult it can be to come up with the best gestures. With that in mind, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking of different ideas you might like to try. I’ve even used some of them myself in the past, and so I’m pretty confident you’ll get some good results. Of course, you are free to do whatever you think is… Continue Reading

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6 Things Every Girl Should Know About Relationships

By Laura on June 15, 2015 in Relationships

One thing I’ve noticed about girls is that they tend to romanticize relationships. There are plenty of ladies out there who think that getting with someone is the answer to all their problems. Well, it’s not. A relationship is not the main course – it’s more of a side dish. That means that it should be a bonus, rather than everything to you. When you get with someone, you have to know that it’s what you want. Here are six things every girl should know about relationships. #1 Both of you have to work at it Relationships are two-sided things…. Continue Reading

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The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl

By Melany on June 1, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend. You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 4: Extra Snarky

By Melany on May 13, 2015 in Snarky

I have not done an installment of “Why People Like Memes” in a few months and since I am moving slower than my ex-boyfriend running for the last piece of cake at a party, I am pleased to present you with a few extra guydlines for your snarky, reading pleasure. Enjoy and hope you are having a stellar Tuesday morning. BTW – I am using the number 4 for this one since I get confused the higher the Roman Numeral goes. K? Better to be safe than sorry and called out by trolls later down the line, right? I am… Continue Reading

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Are You Feeling Lucky This St. Patrick’s Day? You Need VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle

By Melany on March 17, 2015 in Goodies

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of you! Hope you have a fantastic day today. Pinch me! I just got back from Las Vegas and have over 2000 emails to check so not sure I will be having the most memorable celebration until I get through all of these. Then, I can promise you I will need a bunch of drinks. I did come home to one of the cutest packages from VH1. They sure thought I was going to get lucky tonight. Check out this adorbs Walk of Shame Survival kit from the new hit show, “Walk of Shame… Continue Reading

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32 Snarky Relationships Tips from My Dog Teddy Brewski- PART 2

By Melany on February 27, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Relationships

32 snarky relationship tips from my dog Teddy brewski - part 2

There are so many posts on this site that sometimes I forget snarky nuggets I have written. Thankfully, there are sites that help me get content to you without it being lost in the blogosphere forever such as StumbleUpon. If you don’t know it, you should. You could spend the rest of your life on that site and never get up to go to the bathroom. I don’t recommend it because I dated a guy that did things like that and I think he is still sitting in front of his computer, but I do recommend allotting a certain amount… Continue Reading

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Valentine’s Day: Who Needs Cupid When You Have eHarmony?

By Melany on February 12, 2015 in Relationships

Valentine’s Day is a special holiday and if you get lucky enough maybe it will be warm, fuzzy and touchy-feely in all the right places. I like warm and fuzzy. Who doesn’t? Who are you going to get touchy-feely with and where will you find this person? You don’t want to just spend this holiday with just anyone do you? You deserve better than that and so do I! Combined with the pressure to find that perfect someone and because your parents want grandchildren before they are too old, the search can become overwhelming and exhausting. But, you have to… Continue Reading

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What Do You Really Know About Singles In America?

By Melany on February 11, 2015 in Relationships

I was excited to be invited to Match.com’s event for #SinglesInAmerica again this year. For five years, Match.com has brought America’s most detailed study on singles and their beliefs and behaviors. This year they surveyed more than 5,600 diverse singles from all races, ages and walks of life with the help of ResearchNow and Dr. Helen Fisher (an expert on dating). The survey aims at representing real single people. It is not just aimed at Match.com users and is super comprehensive. The event was so successful that the #SinglesInAmerica trended on twitter for the third year in a row! I… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes III: Tired and Lazy

By Melany on October 25, 2014 in Snarky

Yes, I am too tired and lazy to put on pants or makeup in this pic, yet everyone seemed to love it on my Facebook page. But, with a little creativity I can turn a totally innocent and peaceful picture into something snarky. I can’t tell you how many nice comments I got on my new profile pic (thank you) but the reality of the situation is that I was not relaxed or peaceful but stressed from moving. So, apparently I am a good actress but just blew my cover here. That’s ok. If I can’t make fun of myself… Continue Reading

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Sometimes Don’t You Wonder “Why?” PART II

By Melany on October 9, 2014 in Snarky

I need to do another installment of the “Why” posts because I am ADD and OCD like that and I left out some good questions. My mother always told me that asking “Why” is a sign of intelligence or annoyance depending on how old the person is. So, here we go… Why do people insist on slamming doors? Is it that hard to slowly close a door as a courtesy to others when you are living or residing in a place where others are within a football field radius? Just slowly place the door closed. I heard they work that… Continue Reading

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Dating Warnings: The Shirt Test

By Melany on September 9, 2014 in Relationships

I have learned a few things navigating the dangerous shark infested dating waters along the West Coast and that is make sure you date a guy before, on and after the first of the month to make sure he sticks around for another month. Don’t get too close too fast because you never really know who or what you are dealing with. Just like the infamous “Dear John” who boasted that he created DSL and walked on water when in reality he couldn’t afford a bottle of Evian and slept on his sisters couch. the infamous “Dear John” who boasted… Continue Reading

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