holidays

Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

By Melany on November 16, 2015 in Goodies

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay

By Melany on October 19, 2015 in Snarky

Happy October and you should all be preparing your costumes for Halloween by now. If you haven’t (like me) then you better get your ass in gear because it is coming up quickly. What I have done to prepare is cleanse myself with a 5 day cleanse. No, it was not easy but yes, totally worth it. I almost ate my own arm last night but was saved by a breakfast burrito to break the fast. I couldn’t take a pic because it didn’t last that long and I don’t typically take pics of food (I’ll leave that to all… Continue Reading

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Cheers: Make It Epic With Andre

By Melany on September 29, 2015 in Goodies

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Andre Champagne for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. I can’t believe that summer is coming to an end! Where did the time go? Every day seems to pass by faster and faster. But, do you know what that means? It means that Halloween is right around the corner and it is one of the most fun party days, right? Plus, it means that all of your friends and loved ones are back from epic travel vacays so you need to celebrate. And…it is football season (can we hear… Continue Reading

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Going #DestinationCountry With Jessica Northey for Pepsi Gulf Coast Jam 2015

By Melany on September 2, 2015 in Goodies

Hey y’all! That sounds a little weird coming from my rock n’ roll mouth but is super appropriate for this weekend’s festivities. I am stoked to have been invited by Jessica Northey (a.k.a. hostess with the mostest from CMChat and HeyStar) on behalf of Firestone Tires to cover the Pepsi Gulf Coast Summer Jam this Labor Day Weekend in Panama City, Florida. So, you know what that means? It means you better follow the both of us on social because we are sure to bring you super exclusive content from the show. And….if you are there…don’t forget to find us!… Continue Reading

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Fantastic Presents For A Boyfriend Who’s Hard To Buy For

By Melany on August 27, 2015 in Relationships

Can we just agree that buying a gift for a guy, any guy is hard. I had a boyfriend once, a long time ago now. I bought him this lovely designer jacket. It was perfect and incredibly stylish. Do you know what he did? He asked me how much it was and when I finally told him, asked for the receipt. He then said it was a waste of money, took it back and bought a different jack for a tenner from a superstore. Needless to say, he wasn’t my boyfriend for much longer. I think most guys think girls… Continue Reading

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12 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Never Think to Get You (but that you really want!)

By Laura on August 19, 2015 in Relationships

Picture source If you have a super thoughtful boyfriend, then count yourself lucky! Especially when it comes to birthdays, anniversaries and Christmas. Some guys spend the whole year coming up with ideas of what to get you and how to spoil you. Others just walk into a shop and buy the first thing they see. You know, the cards that say ‘Happy Birthday Grandma’ because they didn’t read it… Yeah, we’ve all had one of those. Even if you do have a thoughtful boyfriend, there are some things they just won’t buy for you. Despite you desperately wanting or even… Continue Reading

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What to Get Your New Boyfriend for His Birthday

By Laura on July 28, 2015 in Relationships

Thank you to Cameron Hill for this post while I catch up from my trip to LA! Enjoy. It’s your boyfriend’s birthday and you’re freaking out. Why? Because you’ve only been dating for one month. Normally, that wouldn’t be such a big deal. You know how to play it casual and not rush things. But this man! There’s something special about him. As much as you try not to think about it, you can’t shake the feeling that it really was love at first sight. So what to do for his birthday? You know you can’t go big right now,… Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day: The Snarky Version

By Melany on June 21, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

I have been waiting since Mother’s Day to post this photo my mom found of my dad! Guess which one he is? Yep, the one on the left. Nice bird. Ha!! This probably explains where my sense of humor comes from!! Lol. Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy ever! I love you and wish I was there to spend this day together. Thank you for being the best ever! Hugs n’ Kissezz from Gizmo, Teddy Brewski and me of course!! ‪ So, does this explain where I get my snarky from? So, does this explain where I get my… Continue Reading

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Blow Me: It’s My Birthday

By Melany on June 11, 2015 in Snarky

NA NA NA NA NA NA you say it’s your birthday! It is my Birthday too…..tomorrow (June 12). But, who is counting? I stopped a long time ago. Cheers to all of you! Thank you for making MelanysGuydlines so much fun. It has been a wild ride these past few years but cheers to many, many more! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors to win tonight)! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors… Continue Reading

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Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

By Melany on June 3, 2015 in Goodies

I just hung up the phone with my mother discussing the difficulty in finding a cool Father’s Day card. I mean, why is it so hard to get something unique or funny for him? Is that too much to ask for on his day? Do I need to customize a card for him? Thankfully, I found a gift that I can customize for my dad. How cool does that sound? SHHH…… don’t tell him but I am getting him the DROID Turbo by Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon. You know I never like to be the same as anyone else… Continue Reading

Exclusive Interview with Jane Seymour on Social Hangout: Mother’s Day

By Melany on May 6, 2015 in Goodies, Relationships

Happy Mother’s Day week! If your mother is anything like mine she deserves to be honored 365 days a year. She has been there for me through both good and bad times. One day is not enough to thank her for everything she does and continues to do for me. I love my mom! She is a rockstar and the Queen Supreme of snark. In case you missed it, I had the privilege of interviewing Jane Seymour on Social Hangout last week talking about our mothers and Mother’s Day. BTW….I am the new co-host of Social Hangout on Fridays so… Continue Reading

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