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George Michael And Prince Tribute On The Grammy Awards®

Prince and George Michael Grammys

I just received a press release about the Grammy Awards and thought I would pass along the information entitled: “TRIBUTES SET FOR MUSIC ICONS GEORGE MICHAEL AND PRINCE ON THE 59TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS® “. As Metallica sings, this is “Sad But True” with so many music legends lost this past year. This tribute sounds like something not to miss honoring some of my favorite musical icons and it will truly be unforgettable. I am listening to Prince and George Michael as I write this blog post. Legends lost but I am so happy I saw both of these performers… Continue Reading

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My Resolutions: Guyd For 2017

Take time to stop and smell the roses.

This year I am going to try a few new things. I am going to stick with these promises to myself because that is what resolutions are – aren’t they? I better or I am going to be really upset with myself. Plus, I will have no one to blame but me. 1. Make appointments in my calendar for “ME” time. Seriously. I have two “meetings” a week labeled in my calendar as “Zumba” and at least one titled “Golf Lesson”. I work hard and these “meetings” help with my sanity. The only way I can consistently attend them is… Continue Reading

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Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

Happy and healthy new year to all of my family and friends near and far! KISSEZZ from Teddy Brewski and his assistant….me, of course! Let’s jump into 2017 and make this a better year than the last. (PLEASE) Be nice to one another. Be safe.  Be snarky. Be barky. Be happy.  Be healthy. Be prosperous. Be thankful. I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Click… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski

Happy Holidays From MelanysGuydlines

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany! We hope everyone enjoys the snarky content and more provided on the blog and OUR social media sites. REMEMBER: Slow down. Watch your driving. Know they are not giving things away for free at the stores (last time I checked). Smile. Remember why we celebrate these holidays in the first place. K? Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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Puppies Make Me Happy: I’m Wearing The Happiest Clothes On Earth

Seriously! I am wearing the happiest clothes on earth. Can you say puppies, the softest fabric ever, and giving back to pups of all breeds? Let me introduce you to Puppies Make Me Happy because they are truly the happiest clothes on earth and I love them. This is not a sponsored post, this is a post because this brands rocks. I was introduced to the clothing company at Teddy Brewski’s salon in Scottsdale, Arizona called Oh My Dog! Boutique and bought a rocker dog shirt that was a variation of “Howl At the Moon” puppy style. Bonus points if… Continue Reading

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What Would You Like To Print In 3D?

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A few weeks ago I attended the University of Arizona Wildcat Spirit Expo in Phoenix to celebrate the over 100 donors helping the Arizona NOW campaign reach it’s fundraising goals. It was an awesome event with alumni and future Wildcats. Congratulations to the University of Arizona! That is fantastic and thank you for the coolest 3D pic of yours truly! Check it out. Advancements in technology are amazing! Aren’t they? What would you like to print in 3D if you… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday

Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday

I can’t believe it is #dresslikeaslutday already. Where did 2016 go? It is almost 2017. WHAAAA? This Halloween, I’m hiding and going to TRY and catch up a little at home. If you have been following along I moved – again. I am never, ever moving again. So, with that said I am super far behind and won’t be strutting my “stuff” this Halloween. Bummer. I do love Halloweenie and so does Teddy Brewski! They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your price. Does this count? They said you have to kiss a lot of… Continue Reading

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Which Snarky Pool Floatie Are You?

Before this post fades away with the pool weather I better get it up! It is still hot outside! It is almost as hot as the devil’s mouth right now in Arizona and I want to get some new pool floats for my new pool. With so many choices out there where does one begin? If you could choose any pool floatie to float away on which would it be? There are so many choices out there I have no idea which float I want for my brand new pool so I thought I would put together a little quiz!… Continue Reading

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Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 2

Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 2

Continued from my previous post….. Did you read it? You should right here. The next interesting issue from my previous post is about social media influencers turning celebrity. Not like Brad Pitt celeb status but more like a Tila Tequila celeb status. Usually these C-D-listers, so called celebs are so entitled that they are here one day and gone the next. Out faster than onesies for the holidays. In this case, these people are usually managed or have agents like the guy I met a while back and is now feeling “holier than thou” trying to sign “digital” talent. He… Continue Reading

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Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

This post was written a few months back while visiting Los Angeles (I got out for good this time because I served two full sentences there and have not looked back since) and I have been so busy that I did not get around to sharing then but am making time right now! This is an important post and describes the difference between a celebrity and influencer in snarky terms, of course. Ahh Hollywood. You never cease to provide me with ample amounts of snarky material to address on this here blog. I love you for that (and just that)…. Continue Reading

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Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

OMG! Be forewarned, this is one of the cutest things you will read all day! Evite just launched a new Pet Party Themed category with invitations and correspondence cards. How cute is that? I can’t get enough of the options on the Evite site. Seriously? Where does one start? I wanted to throw a football pawty for Teddy since he is named after Teddy Bruschi (the football player, of course) and they had the cutest Evite on the site. Look! LOVE! Touchdown! But, the problem is there are no football games on right now and I want to throw Teddy… Continue Reading

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