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Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms

By Melany on December 19, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

Last week I attended a holiday party and a girl stopped me as I was washing my hands after using the facilities. She asked if I could take a photo of her in the bathroom. We were at the W Hotel in Scottsdale with a plethora of places to capture her impromptu photo shoot in her dress or shirt (wasn’t quite sure which one) but sure the bathroom works. Why not? So, I took more than a few pictures of her like a seasoned blogger does, holding the phone above my eyes with the mandatory downward angle ensuring maximum flattering… Continue Reading

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Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski

By Melany on November 30, 2017 in Relationships, Snarky

Happy after Thanksgiving week! WOW! It has been insane over here! What about for you? I wanted to post this video last week but life happened. You might have seen it on social media but if not, here it is. I luckily have the rights to the cutest video on the Internet right now (IMO). Are you ready for a daily dose of cuteness with my main man Teddy Brewski? Here you go! I am totally calling this video “Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski” and we want you to enjoy it as much as we… Continue Reading

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Serving Gratitude And Attitude With A Side Of Snark For Thanksgiving

By Melany on November 23, 2017 in Snarky

Serving gratitude and attitude and a side of snark for Thanksgiving 2017! I don’t know how it is already the holidays but it is and there is very little time for me to sit down and write snarky posts. I miss being able to sit down and just letting the snark flow through my fingers tips. But, I keep telling myself I see a clearing at the end of this tunnel of non-stop obligations, appointments and never ending to-do lists! I hope. So, today I thought I would throw it back to one of my first Thankful lists that is… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloweenie From “Snark” The Shark

By Melany on October 31, 2017 in Snarky

Hope your Halloween has been fantastic so far today! I am trying to catch up after being on vacation for almost 2 weeks! WHAT? Yes. No Laptop. No Wifi. No Connection. So, you could say that I am a little bit far behind. But, I did want to wish you all a very happy halloweenie and share my costume with you called “Snark” The Shark. I will post more soon but in the meantime you can see some pics from my vacay on social media! Check out my Instagram from some cool shots! XOXO “Snark” The Shark aka Melanysguydlines… Continue Reading

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My Talking Dog: Teddy Brewski

By Melany on October 18, 2017 in Snarky

I was asked to pass on a little note from Teddy Brewski a.k.a. the cutest Havanese. He said, “My name is Teddy Brewski and this is my favorite video ever so I wanted to share it with all my new followers! Thank each and every one of you for following me!” If you aren’t following him, you should because he knows how to talk thanks to My Talking Pet. Follow me on Instagram here ENJOY! My name is Teddy Brewski and this is my favorite video ever so I wanted to share it with all my new followers! Thank each… Continue Reading

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Holy Bullsnake

By Melany on July 9, 2017 in Snarky

So, this really happened to me last week! I had a 7 foot snake at my front door in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Thankfully, I was able to rule out that he was not a Rattlesnake but the neighborhood Bullsnake. He is apparently my friend and eats mice, rabbits and even rattlesnakes so we will keep him around. Also, he will keep all the other snakes I date out of the area. I named him Petey after my college boyfriend’s snake, cat and dog. Yes, they were all named Petey! Read all these comments from my facebook post and laugh because… Continue Reading

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Life is complicated. Raising a great dog doesn’t have to be.

By Guest on May 24, 2017 in Relationships, Snarky

Thank you to Rob Steinberg for this guest post. He is a fellow Wildcat and dog fan, especially a Teddy Brewski fan. Read this because life is complicated but raising a great dog does not have to be with the Puptimize App. It’s Teddy Brewski and Giggi Vanderpump approved so you know its good. Take it away Rob…… It’s great being Teddy Brewski. His days are filled with people letting him know how cute he is (even though he already knows) and incredibly relaxing afternoon naps in the sun. Yep, life is pretty good for Teddy. But life is a… Continue Reading

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Fashion: No Mo Boho

By Melany on May 10, 2017 in Snarky

Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion statement. 2. Boho is a no go on most. Word to most – you look like a couch. 3. I left my heart in SF a while ago but pretty sure it wasn’t the 60s. Please! I am so over this look and it is completely contradictory to my ROCKER music taste too btw. So, bring back glamour! I am not sure I would wear my derby day… Continue Reading

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Life Happens

By Melany on May 1, 2017 in Snarky

Happy Monday! Just wanted to send a little note here that I did not forget about you but life happens and Teddy Brewski and I have been very busy! He is enjoying his new found fame on social media and his social media posts are exhausting on his paws so I have been helping him type. Make sure you are following him on IG and Twitter @sirteddybrewski. Me: Gone Golfing! Make it a fantastic Monday and a week full of puppy kisses! Stay tuned and snark on. **Stay snarky my friends!**

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I Met Wilbur The Porcupine At Out Of Africa Wildlife Park

By Melany on March 8, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky

I am going to cheer on my Arizona Wildcats for the Pac 12 basketball tournament but before I go I wanted to share the cutest video of another Wilbur I met while at the Out Of Africa Wildlife Park in Camp Verde, Arizona a week ago. Meet Wilbur the porcupine. He is adorable and an Internet sensation with over 10 million views and counting! You might have seen him eating a banana? Or maybe this video of us on the Out of Africa Wildlife Park Facebook page that has nearly 10k views? Thank you for sharing!! If you missed it,… Continue Reading

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Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

By Melany on February 20, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky

You know I love doing videos and I have not done a snarky one in a while. Plus, it was raining this weekend and I thought I should put on my Gold Magnetic Face Mask from Adore Cosmetics and make a video. What else does one do in the rain? I didn’t want to just make a boring video applying the mask. I put some sparkely snark into it! You know? It is hard to look cute with a face mask on…. so I did my best! This video is funny. It made me lol. Plus, I have received so… Continue Reading

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I’m the Guest On #MediaChat Thurs. 2/16/17: Working With Brands You Love

By Melany on February 15, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky

Do you have plans tomorrow night? Now you do! Join me as I have been invited back to be the #mediachat guest on Twitter with Aaron Kilby. Aaron Kilby hosts #mediachat and he is one of my all time favorite people in social media and in real life. This twitter chat moves fast and is highly regarded as one of the top Twitter Chats. It is a chat not to miss! Trust me. It is hands down my favorite hours to spend on twitter and I know a thing or two about a thing or two. Please join us tomorrow… Continue Reading

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