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Interview: Conversations With Melany Berger Via VoyagePhoenix

By on August 29, 2018 in Relationships, Snarky
Interview: Conversations With Melany Berger Via VoyagePhoenix

Thank you to VoyagePhoenix Magazine for interviewing me for their feature as a top Trailblazer/Influencer in Scottsdale. Honest and real answers about what make me who I am, where I came from, inspirations, what I have overcome and an all around really informative interview for friends, family and followers. Some of you might know and most of you don’t! You have never walked a day in my shoes and I have not walked a day in yours but this gives a glimpse of moi. Enjoy! Can you briefly walk us through your story – how you started and how you… Continue Reading

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Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

By on July 23, 2018 in Snarky
Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

Remember the days when you could walk into a store and shop for things that were actually in the store? You didn’t have to ask for a size and have the retail associate tell you to order it online. If I wanted to sit at home and buy these ugly styles from the comfort of my own home, I would. I came to this store to see and try on these drapes, I mean, clothes. I want to see them, feel them and try them on so that I could decide if it looks like I am wearing my grandmother’s… Continue Reading

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Rosé All Day For My Birthday

By on June 12, 2018 in Snarky
Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Well, here we are. June 12, 2018 and another year in the books! I usually say it is my 30 ‘ish ‘ish Birthday but this year it is the 30’st as in the most a.k.a. best 30-something Birthday ever! It has been a wild year full of way too much stress and weird experiences. Like I always say “ I am flytrap for stupid people” and this year was no exception. Let’s hope I am losing some of that stickiness this year. Please! There is only so much snark one person can share. Seriously! THIS year I need to recite… Continue Reading

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Snarky: With A “Y”

By on June 6, 2018 in Snarky
cactus dress

Hello. Is this thing on? I have been taking some much-needed time off! My body told me it was time and I couldn’t argue. I miss writing on this here blog and will resume just as soon as I am totally rested and recharged! If you are missing me, you can always check me out on my social media channels. See those little icons in the top right hand corner – use them. I am posting there and promise it will not disappoint. I hope. So, in the meantime let me share with you my favorite compilation of videos for… Continue Reading

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice

By on March 17, 2018 in Snarky
Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriously. Check out these cool shots taken by my friend Linford Toy on my favorite green of them all a.k.a. the golf course! Follow him on Instagram at @latoyii right now!   Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s Day this year full of birdie juice. Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s… Continue Reading

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The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage

By on January 25, 2018 in Snarky
The Higher The Hair The Closer Your Tickets Are To The Stage

I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoenix Open Golf Tournament – 3 Times Flo Rida (wearing my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur) Attending UofA vs. ASU Basketball Game (BEAR DOWN) San Francisco Giants Spring Training Games – 3 Times Parents in town Hosting A University of Arizona Advisory Board Meeting Traveling To Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tournament (BEAR DOWN) Plus, trying to decide what to wear to… Continue Reading

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Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us

By on January 12, 2018 in Snarky
Blogger Blooper Outtake: It Happens To The Best of Us

  I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath products. It makes me laugh because it was a few years back (which is a long time in the blogger/social media influencer world time) and it happens. It happens to the best of us. Raises hand and smiling from ear to ear while typing on keyboard (with super friendly fresh breath, of course). I present you with a blooper. A blogger blooper…. Continue Reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

By on December 31, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky
New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends

By on December 23, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky
happy holidays and pawlidays snarky friends

Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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My Single Holiday Jingle

By on December 22, 2017 in Snarky
My Single Holiday Jingle

  Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL FanStyle, Cardinals gear! Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Does anyone know the person in charge of the the tree wishes and jingle requests? Does anyone know the person… Continue Reading

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