It is no secret that I deal with creeps on a daily basis. I had enough of the guys who “drive their rent” in LA and decided to relocate to the dessert in the middle of the summer for a little while. Yes, I know it is 115 degrees and hot but I love it here. I am a Wildcat for life and Arizona holds a special place in my heart for so many reasons. This time around, I am in Scottsdale checking things (and MEN) out to see if I like it. So far, I love Arizona and the people but the creepy situation has not improved but reached a new extreme. They follow me. I am a flytrap or a creepy-trap.
Let me break it down for you – I entered my condo last week after a super long drive with my favorite boyfriend (Teddy Brewski) and had to use the restroom as soon as I walked in the door. I had a welcoming committee and they were all named “Jiminy”. I don’t remember dating anyone with that name but I must have done something bad to him because he brought his entire family to harass me – all of them: Jiminy Cricket Sr., Jiminy Crickit JR., Jiminy Cricket III and so on and so forth for about 100 generations. We are trying to work things out and smooth over whatever happened but he just won’t go away and keeps inviting more extended, family members over to harass me. Please go away Jiminies!
Like I always say, I am picky but have horrible taste in men….eh…crickets. How many times have you had a bad date and the guy just can’t get over how much you bruised his ego and won’t go away? Or you meet someone on Tinder, Match or a blind date and that person turns out to be a real creep – y – crawly. Well, I have the perfect solution.
It is the Little Viper (and wow – I could use a Viper in my apartment right now). It is the world’s FIRST and ONLY fashion pepper spray self-defense bracelet! Combining two of the most important things in my life: accessories and safety from creeps, and I am SOLD. I always wanted to buy pepper spray but am I really going to be able to schlep around a huge can in my purse and if need be, reach in said purse and find spray to use against any unwanted advances? Come on! Plus, how weird would I look going on dates if my potential suitor glances in my bag and sees pepper spray? I usually buy something like that and it makes its way in my purse for a week – tops. I get too annoyed trying to find the item in my bag or it is too heavy to use and I just have some other thing I would rather schlep in my ginormous purse instead.
The Little Viper takes care of all of that! It is fashionable and a must have for everyone. Why not be safe and fashionable at the same time? Now, you can!
I am a huge supporter of things like this. I have not written a post about it yet but I did get held up in Beverly Hills, CA 90210 down the street from the police station. I wish I had this then.
The creator of this device is a mom and she wanted to protect her daughters. Just check her out on the Steve Harvey show! This is pretty awesome!
Plus, Little Viper and I have partnered up to give YOU a discount on this product. Get it for yourself, your daughter, sister, wife, friend, father, son (comes in black too) or anyone you care about and keep them safe and sound. Super snarky and I love it! PLEASE SHARE THIS with EVERYONE you care about!
See the snazzy add on the side bar to your right (under Feeding Teddy). Click there and order whatever color, quantity you want with the code:
and get a 15% discount! DO IT NOW! Plus, you will be the first of your friends sporting this practical, logical and fashionable item and they will all want to know about it. What a great conversation starter! Go do it now! It could save someone’s life. Seriously.
BONUS: Get a free app with the purchase. No one else is doing that. MOMS- talking to you! I mean, if there was one in Teddy Brewski’s size – – you better believe he would be wearing it.
This isn’t Teddy and these aren’t his shoes.
**Stay snarky my friends!**