You all know that I have a plethora of online dating nightmare stories and it has not stopped but I have limited my reporting on such ridiculousness because it is depressing quite frankly. This one – I need to get off my chest. Please don’t make these mistakes while online dating or you will end up in the online dating nightmare category, which I should create on this here blog.
The following are texts messages from a potential suitor from Sept 22, 2013 – Oct. 10, 2013 that went unanswered by me (I did answer the first week but he just kept texting “hello, hello, hello” and then I could not take it anymore and stopped replying). Here is a one-sided texting relationship and entry into the online dating nightmare category!
(Today on the last text was from October 10, 2013).
Attention guys and gals: Here is a little lesson for you (and me).
-Don’t go by the name of “Dr. McDreamy” on your online dating profile.
(Hint to Melany – be more selective to whom you give your phone number).
-You are not a real Dr. that can cut people open if you crack backs for a living.
-Call the girl and don’t send texts and expect to have a date. I need to make sure that you don’t sound like Pee Wee and don’t address me by “Yo” – k?
-I can appreciate persistence but if you send 1 or 2 texts that go unanswered either:
a. Pick up a phone.
b. Choose a different set of words in your texts other than “Hi” “Good Morning” “Hey” and “Hi Sexy” because it is not working!
c. Don’t text before 7:30AM and after 11:00PM.
d. Give up and move on.
e. Read every single one of my Guydlines!!!
Good try “Dr. McDreamy” but I am on the other line with “Dr. I know how to talk on the phone”!
Melanysguydlines #56 – Don’t totally write off Dr. McDreamy. He may offer online discounts and I need a good crack for my back.
*** I have got to give this moron an “A” for Asshole.
**Stay snarky my friends!**