IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND WE ARE CELEBRATING ONE YEAR FOR MELANYSGUYDLINES.COM!! I CANT BELIEVE HOW FAR WE HAVE COME IN A SHORT YEAR. IT HAS BEEN A LOT OF HARD WORK, SWEAT, TEARS, LAUGHTER, AND SOME OTHER (@!@#$#$%) WORDS!
“What a Long Strange Trip It Has Been” – ain’t that the truth?
But only SNARKY bitches get an entire birthday WEEK!
Hope you have taken away a few good “guydlines” for your life that make you laugh! They have helped me digest this crazy life that CHOSE me. It keeps getting weirder every day and I never have a lack of material. So, I have 9 lives…..which one are we on now? Not sure, but I will continue to provide you with true, funny stories to entertain you for a long, long time!
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE CONTINUED SUPPORT HERE, ON FACEBOOK AND ON TWITTER. IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW ME ON EITHER OF THOSE – YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOME OF THE BEST SNARKY SHIT!
CHECK IT OUT – FACEBOOK
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @MELANYB12
AND FOR THOSE THAT DON’T SUPPORT……YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK…..
**Stay snarky my friends!**

Wishing you and your Melanysguydlines many many happy and successful years to come. Looking forward to what’s next?! Congratulations and a very very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Love ya.
Thank you thank you thank you! Could not have done it without all of your support! LOVE YA!
I can’t believe it’s been a year! Happy birthday and happy anniversary to someone who has kicked some major ass in the last year and is one of the hardest working people i know! I can’t wait to read about a birthday shitshow!
Thank you to a kick ass intern!!! You rock!
CONGRATULATIONS! Always knew you would be successful!
Thanks Green! You have been so supportive! KISSEZZ
{{{KISS KISS}}} for a very happy birthday lovey.
Thank you so much!