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SodaStream: Scarlett Johansson as Brand Amabassador

By on January 13, 2014 in Goodies, LALA Land

You know I get some very interesting press releases about new products and happenings in Hollywood but last week I got something super fun! I was given an exclusive invite to the red carpet event announcing the first Brand Ambassador for SodaStream! Of course, with a pitch like: “ SodaStream, the leading manufacturer and distributor of home carbonation beverage systems, is about to announce a new partnership with an A list celebrity that will give George Clooney (Nespresso) and Jennifer Aniston (smart water) a run for their money. The new brand ambassador will also be the star of the much anticipated SodaStream… Continue Reading

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WIN Beats by Dre Wireless Headphones

By on January 3, 2014 in Goodies

Greetings from Las Vegas! I am here in sin city getting my blogging nerd on but did not forget about my favorite people! I asked, you replied and I listened for what you wanted most for the next giveaway. And without further adieu… A little birdy gave me wireless headphones – aka “Beats by Dre” and they are amazing if I do say so myself. Color black and so fantastic. All the controls are from the headset and they are yours to win and rock like a champ. You know how much I love my music and this is a… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays, Congrats & Giveaways for 2014!

By on December 27, 2013 in Goodies
happy holidays and congrats

Happy “weird days between Christmas and New Years Day where no one is really working” and I missed the memo! I just realized that I have been working for the last two hours without the sweet tunes of Tesla or Ratt in my ears so I am going to make this short and sweet (like Teddy Brewski and I). Congratulations to Laurel from WA! She is the winner of the Kindle Fire HD! I am so stoked for her! Thank you to EVERYONE who entered, supported, commented, liked, followed, and rocked this contest! I am on my way to send… Continue Reading

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Win a FREE Kindle Fire 7” HD from Melanysguydlines!

By on December 17, 2013 in Goodies

I know how much we ALL love to read so I am giving you a chance to practice reading my blogs on a New Kindle Fire HD! One promise you must make me is that you will bookmark this site and all of my social media channels?? DEAL? DONE! Melanysguydlines wants to wish you and your family a happy and healthy holiday season by giving you a chance to win: Kindle Fire All-New Kindle Fire 7″ Tablet, Now in HD 7″ HD Display, Wi-Fi, 8GB *  Experience movies, TV, and games, and more on a stunning HD display (216 ppi… Continue Reading

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Are you a video star? Enter for your chance to win up to $15,000 in CASH!

By on June 24, 2013 in Goodies

I get a lot of weird PR requests for the blog, Twitter and Facebook and it takes me a long time to go through all of them. Some of them are just ridiculous. Seriously –I will revisit this at another time. Talking about getting requests regarding topics like Hitler, aliens, fat burning wraps, bullying, depression, mental illness and so much more. I mean – do these PR people read my blog? Not snarky and not humorous topics. Do your research PR people. But, no matter how weird the request are I pride myself on replying to each and every one… Continue Reading

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Create a Match.com Summer Singles Event & WIN – CONTEST

By on May 13, 2013 in Goodies

You know how much melanysguydlines.com loves giving away free stuff! So, here is another opportunity for you! I am so excited to have been asked to promote the one- year anniversary Stir Events by Match.com contest “What stirs you? Create a Match.com Summer Singles Event and Win” opportunity! Wow – that is a long title, but do you know what that means? It means that you have the chance to celebrate Stir’s successful singles events by entering to win the prospect of being an event planner for the day and create the most amazing singles event for eligible men and… Continue Reading

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Congratulations to Alison Maria aka relation_shits

By on May 13, 2013 in Goodies

CONGRATULATIONS to our winner of the Las Vegas contest! She really hit the Jackpot!! I love her snarky attitude and appreciate her entry! Thank you so much. I am pleased to announce the following person has won a long and hard fight for the amazing Las Vegas weekend prize. Help me congratulate – Alison Maria aka @relation_shits from Twitter!! Here is the winning/snarky/humorous #guydline: Always ending up with the brides bouquets but never the man. Flowers, those are easy to catch. Guys, not so much… (49%, 321 Votes) Thank you so much for your participation and I wish you lots… Continue Reading

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ToadHopNetwork is now a sponsor to the Las Vegas contest #guydlines giveaway!

By on April 25, 2013 in Goodies
Toadhopnetwork and Melanysguydlines is sending you to VEGAS!

So, if our contest could not get any sweeter, it just did!!! I am so excited to announce that we have added our special sponsors/rockstar promoters ToadHopNetwork!  Now what do you think? Go check out the radio shows on the network. There is something for everyone. Sex, rock (KLOS – Heidi and Frank), geeks, funny…..on and on. I thought that giving my loyal followers and newcomers a chance to win a weekend in Vegas on me would get a lot of entries. But, I have found that running a contest is more challenging than just offering a kick ass prize… Continue Reading

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ENTER CONTEST TO WIN TRIP TO LAS VEGAS HERE:

By on April 21, 2013 in Goodies

Want to get lucky? Me too. I think I may be able to help you out. How about a weekend in Las Vegas on your favorite snarky blog – Melanysguydlines.com and sponsors; Travelvegas.com and ICJUK/ Inspired By Claire Jane? And now, our special sponsor rockstars – Toadhopnetwork  PRIZE: LAS VEGAS WEEKEND – 2 nights stay at The Signature at the MGM Grand Hotel. You will live like royalty in this luxurious suite with sweeping balcony views. May 31, 2013-Jun 2, 2013. -Cabana at The Signature private pool for all three days where you can soak up as much or as… Continue Reading

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The Guidelines For a #Guydline

By on April 14, 2013 in Goodies
Guydlines for life.

What happens when you combine a tablespoon of snark, a dash of cynicism and heaps of truth?  You get a delicious little nugget of credence called the “Guydline”. Guydlines are theories rooted deeply in life’s greatest successes and failures.  They’re words to live by, wisdom to share, and if you can find a cool font or latin translation– perhaps something to permanently tattoo on your body. As my father would say, “Big hat, no cattle” or in other words “when they say they are, they are not” (and consider it a friendly warning to ALL of you not be taken… Continue Reading

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Contest Winners

By on February 8, 2013 in Goodies

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Winner of the Super Bowl contest is Steven Berman!!! Here is the quote that won the $200 prize to NFLshop.com. I think he will buy some Niner or San Francisco Giants gear! (Just a guess!) Next time, I promise not to make the contest so complicated. (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**

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SUPERBOWL CONTEST= FREE STUFF $$$

By on January 24, 2013 in Goodies

Prize worth up to $100!!! I have wanted to give back to all my wonderful supporters for a while now. I am cooking up a great surprise for ALL of you in the next few weeks and actually want the prize myself. But, in the meantime we have a little wager going here at melanysguydlines.com and want to know which MG’s Avatar picture you like the best. If you could not tell, we are creative people and super passionate about a few things: Humor, music, and SPORTS! The contest is as follows: (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**

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