Dear Hackers (a.k.a. cheaters with no life),
I am not sure what is going on but this is the second time someone has tried to hack into my blog in the past two years. I have security and we are on to you. So, go somewhere else or think of another profession that involves your own creativity because this is dumb.
Plus, I have security on this site and it alerts me every time your dumb ass tries to infect me. How about you go think of your own idea, name, blog, site, url, and get a life? How does that sound?
I mean, I respect the fact that you want to be me, host all fun giveaways, try and be snarky, and win a shorty award but the reality is – YOU NEVER WILL!
Plus, Teddy Brewski is back at boot camp learning how to bite anyone who threatens me or hack my site.
Thanks. Bye, assholes.
**Stay snarky my friends!**