Dating Hall of Shame VIP

Here is a SUPER special (I mean SPECIAL, but not in a good way) nod to this dipshit into the Dating Hall of Shame VIP Platinum club!

I have to give this guy an A+ for effort and an F for being the F@#$#@ing most oblivious and annoying online and texting dater ever!  DUDE  – get a clue!

I have not answered 1 text from you EVER and the first one here was dated back in September. If I didn’t live in LA, I would probably be married to a huge, successful, fantastic, man by now. We could be living in a house with a white picket fence and baby on the way. You would be a home wrecker. I said, if I did NOT live in LA – right?

The sad thing is I could tell after the first month of these relentless messages that I needed to keep his texts because it would make for a great follow up post I did about him before. It is so sad but true.

It is also sad that now when I meet someone online and they find out that I am a blogger the #1 question is “can I have a pic” – NO PERVE – you have 5 on my profile already and #2 is “are you on here for you or for research” and sadly most of them have turned out to be great fodder for my blog.

These UNANSWERED texts speak for themselves. What do you think?

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Anyone have any good responses? Lets play a little game with Dr. McDreamy.

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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16 Responses to Dating Hall of Shame VIP

  1. AJ December 16, 2013 at 11:10 am #

    Who *are* these guys?! Do they not realize how PATHETIC it is to keep on like this? How undignified… I’d send him a link to you blog! 😉

    • Melany December 17, 2013 at 9:19 am #

      Right? I don’t know? I am a flytrap for guys like this! Sure – go ahead and send him the link! That would be awesome.

  2. Debbie December 16, 2013 at 12:50 pm #

    I think it would have been the nice respectful thing to send a text message to say thanks but not thanks. But, that’s just me. I mean you gave him your number after all. Just saying. 🙂

    • Melany December 17, 2013 at 9:20 am #

      I did tell him to leave me alone yesterday and he texted again!

  3. Creighton December 16, 2013 at 2:29 pm #

    I would’ve replied: “Hi, this is Fred… Who’s this?” And if McCreepy persists, respond with “I have no idea who this Melanie girl is. I just got this number last week.” 😉

    • Melany December 17, 2013 at 9:20 am #

      Good idea!!!!

  4. Mo December 16, 2013 at 6:22 pm #

    Dammit! That guy stole all of my lines..

    • Melany December 17, 2013 at 9:20 am #

      Right? Totally clever?!

  5. Esther December 16, 2013 at 10:46 pm #

    Ya still have to kiss all thos frogs. In this case I guess you have to deal with a lot of idiot texts…

    • Melany December 17, 2013 at 9:20 am #

      I have kissed a lot of frogs…..

  6. ciara December 18, 2013 at 10:12 am #

    I truly don’t understand how some of us are still single but then I see some pretty unique couples out there. We must either be super picky or have a losers/douche bag only stamped to our forehead! Where are all the good men out there?

    • Melany December 19, 2013 at 10:21 am #

      Where are they??????

  7. Libby December 18, 2013 at 12:47 pm #

    Tell him he has the wrong number and you’re a 14 year old girl!

    • Melany December 19, 2013 at 10:20 am #

      LOL! Good call – I will do that when he send the next text, because he will!

  8. Clay December 20, 2013 at 10:16 am #

    Wow lol I’m glad I was never like that to any women. That’s just annoying! It’s annoying when a girl does it to a guy as well…Just saying. Especially when you are already dating someone!

    • Melany December 21, 2013 at 11:06 am #

      Totally agree Clay and yes, women are guilty of this and worse.

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