Want to get lucky? Who you calling a SLOT?

Want to get lucky? Who you calling a SLOT?

Want to get lucky? Me too. I think I may be able to help you out.

How about a weekend in Las Vegas on your favorite snarky blog – and sponsors; and ICJUK/ Inspired By Claire Jane? And now, our special sponsor rockstars – Toadhopnetwork


– 2 nights stay at The Signature at the MGM Grand Hotel. You will live like royalty in this luxurious suite with sweeping balcony views. May 31, 2013-Jun 2, 2013.

-Cabana at The Signature private pool for all three days where you can soak up as much or as little sun as you like. Flat screen and seating for 4-6 people. Be careful – wear sunscreen especially if you are going to take advantage of the poolside bar service. 

-2 tickets to the 5-star show KA at the MGM Grand. One of the longest running and best Cirque de Soleil shows in Las Vegas. The colossal stage and acrobatics will leave you wanting more. Brought to you by our sponsors, your source for the best deals in Las Vegas.

-$250 Dinner for 2 @ Tom Colicchio’s Craftsteak – Yes, people James Beard award winning Tom Colicchio’s of Top Chef fame and his food is THAT good. Go splurge – it’s on

-$150 worth of Rock n’ Roll chic merchandise from ICJUK Inspired by Claire Jane (Def Leppard’s lead singer wears ICJUK Tees on stage). She will help you salute your inner Rockstar. Her stuff is fantastic and she was recently picked to be a part of Zappo’s emerging designers program.

-2 premium nightclub passes (Club TBD)

-Travel to and from The MGM Grand Hotel and within Las Vegas not included.
-You must be 21 and over to enter

Toadhopnetwork and Melanysguydlines is sending you to VEGAS!

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 1. Tweet your FUNNIEST “Guydline” @Melanyb12 with #Guydline . Come on, I know you have snark in you. Follow @Melanyb12. If you don’t have twitter –sign up –its free and worth it for a chance for this killer prize.


If you just can’t tweet, then post a comment on the goodies page under THIS post as your entry with #Guydline. One entry per person.

 ******Tweet or post comment on Goodies page from 8:00AM on April 22– to 6:00PM on May 5***********

2. The staff will choose the 3 best “Guydlines” based on HUMOR and post them under the Goodies section on May 5. Please no crude, vulgar, or demeaning “Guydlines”.

3. Log onto between 8:00AM on May 6 and 6:00 PM on May 12 to vote for your favorite.

4. Monday May 13th we will announce the winner on, Facebook, and Twitter.

Don’t forget to like us on Facebook and Follow us on Twitter @Melanyb12!

No purchase necessary.
Limited to legal U.S. residents ages 21 and older.
Void in New York (state), Florida, Rhode Island, and where prohibited.
The odds of winning are not calculable and will depend on the number of entries received.
Retail Value $ 1,500.00, Travel,
See official rules for details. – Click here to Download

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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  1. Stephanie Blackwood April 28, 2013 at 6:45 pm #

    Never date a guy that uses more product than you. You will go to bed one night with a metrosexual and wake up 50 years later to Joan Rivers. #guydline

    -sorry, don’t have twitter. Hope I did this right and hope you remember this story;)

    • Melany April 29, 2013 at 6:43 am #

      HAHA! Great #guydline – too funny. Yes, you did it correct and one of the best so far! Thank you 🙂

  2. Alison McIlroy April 29, 2013 at 3:20 pm #

    Melany’s Guydline #17 Don’t be afraid that Miss Piggy will eat you if you tell her that her clothes are too tight. You will be helping mankind.

    This one continues to crack me up since I was lucky enough to witness it in person!

    • Melany April 29, 2013 at 6:46 pm #

      that is one of my favorite #guydlines ever and I think I will tweet it right now! I know you are snarky – go ahead enter!

  3. laura steinbrenner April 30, 2013 at 1:03 pm #

    never date a guy who tells you he can only meet your @ certain times / or certain days of the week, chances are he is married!

    • Melany April 30, 2013 at 1:14 pm #

      So true! good #guydline – thanks

  4. Jean May 1, 2013 at 7:48 am #

    When his life is to much like a Cinderella story, it will probably turn out with you being the wicked step mother! To good to be true story line!

    • Melany May 1, 2013 at 3:59 pm #

      Thank you for the #guydline

  5. miguel nolasco May 4, 2013 at 7:10 pm #

    How is it that YOU can hang out at a “world famous Rock n Roll bar ” twice a week , drink a “first CLASS drink ” and wear a SHIRT and tie with Blue jeans . and have to spoil it all by hanging out with PEEPS who have NO CLASS or manners what so ever. I really must be a NICE GUY to be doing this for years. Or I must like HUMAN DRAMA to the MAX. It took me 9 years to finally to meet someone ( the hot chick who i met last week ) who is like me and say it was WORTH the WAIT.

  6. Karim May 4, 2013 at 7:54 pm #

    Drinking promotes freedom of speech… After a few drinks I will tell you what I really think of you…

    Vodka mixes well with everything…
    Except decisions….

    • Melany May 4, 2013 at 9:43 pm #

      TRUE! Thanks for the the #guydline -good one

  7. Neil M January 7, 2014 at 5:54 pm #

    Life is full of guydlines. Thankfully they are just that. Do what you want when you want.

    • Melany January 8, 2014 at 11:13 am #

      Ok! sounds good!

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