Want to get lucky? Who you calling a SLOT?

Want to get lucky? Who you calling a SLOT?

Want to get lucky? Me too. I think I may be able to help you out.

How about a weekend in Las Vegas on your favorite snarky blog – and sponsors; and ICJUK/ Inspired By Claire Jane? And now, our special sponsor rockstars – Toadhopnetwork


– 2 nights stay at The Signature at the MGM Grand Hotel. You will live like royalty in this luxurious suite with sweeping balcony views. May 31, 2013-Jun 2, 2013.

-Cabana at The Signature private pool for all three days where you can soak up as much or as little sun as you like. Flat screen and seating for 4-6 people. Be careful – wear sunscreen especially if you are going to take advantage of the poolside bar service. 

-2 tickets to the 5-star show KA at the MGM Grand. One of the longest running and best Cirque de Soleil shows in Las Vegas. The colossal stage and acrobatics will leave you wanting more. Brought to you by our sponsors, your source for the best deals in Las Vegas.

-$250 Dinner for 2 @ Tom Colicchio’s Craftsteak – Yes, people James Beard award winning Tom Colicchio’s of Top Chef fame and his food is THAT good. Go splurge – it’s on

-$150 worth of Rock n’ Roll chic merchandise from ICJUK Inspired by Claire Jane (Def Leppard’s lead singer wears ICJUK Tees on stage). She will help you salute your inner Rockstar. Her stuff is fantastic and she was recently picked to be a part of Zappo’s emerging designers program.

-2 premium nightclub passes (Club TBD)

-Travel to and from The MGM Grand Hotel and within Las Vegas not included.
-You must be 21 and over to enter

Toadhopnetwork and Melanysguydlines is sending you to VEGAS!

Toadhopnetwork rocks!



 1. Tweet your FUNNIEST “Guydline” @Melanyb12 with #Guydline . Come on, I know you have snark in you. Follow @Melanyb12. If you don’t have twitter –sign up –its free and worth it for a chance for this killer prize.


If you just can’t tweet, then post a comment on the goodies page under THIS post as your entry with #Guydline. One entry per person.

 ******Tweet or post comment on Goodies page from 8:00AM on April 22– to 6:00PM on May 5***********

2. The staff will choose the 3 best “Guydlines” based on HUMOR and post them under the Goodies section on May 5. Please no crude, vulgar, or demeaning “Guydlines”.

3. Log onto between 8:00AM on May 6 and 6:00 PM on May 12 to vote for your favorite.

4. Monday May 13th we will announce the winner on, Facebook, and Twitter.

Don’t forget to like us on Facebook and Follow us on Twitter @Melanyb12!

No purchase necessary.
Limited to legal U.S. residents ages 21 and older.
Void in New York (state), Florida, Rhode Island, and where prohibited.
The odds of winning are not calculable and will depend on the number of entries received.
Retail Value $ 1,500.00, Travel,
See official rules for details. – Click here to Download

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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  1. Kristen Stoppel April 21, 2013 at 10:18 pm #

    My talent? An unending series of snarky remarks.

    • Melany April 22, 2013 at 7:41 am #

      Got it! Thanks

  2. Donna Bristow April 22, 2013 at 9:08 am #

    I want to win! This trips for me!
    I love ICJUK & wear her tees!
    I could use a suite, a cabana too!
    Please pick me! God Bless You!

    • Melany April 22, 2013 at 9:38 am #

      Enter your guydline for a chance to win!

    • Donna Bristow April 22, 2013 at 1:08 pm #

      I want to win! This trips for me!
      I love ICJUK & wear her tees!
      I could use a suite, a cabana too!
      Please pick me! God Bless You!

      • Melany April 23, 2013 at 7:22 am #

        Hi Donna – just enter your #guydline for a chance to win.

  3. Sherry McBrayer April 22, 2013 at 12:03 pm #

    #Guydline So…here’s a snarky thing I heard today!! I was buying a new printer and where I was said that they match anyone’s advertised prices….EXCEPT Craig’s List! I laughed, but apparently someone actually asked if they’d match a price from a listing on Craig’s List! smh!!! LOL!

    • Melany April 22, 2013 at 12:17 pm #

      HAHA!That is funny – LOL

  4. Sherry McBrayer April 22, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

    #Guydline: Be thankful for what you don’t have in your life more so than what you do have. Because what you don’t have could be a lot worse! 🙂

    • Melany April 22, 2013 at 12:18 pm #

      TRUE – thanks for the #guydline

  5. Kelli April 22, 2013 at 4:58 pm #

    #guydline: ICJUK inspired by Claire Jane, tee’s are hot from her scarves to her handbags. MGM is luxury suite from the balcony to the cabana. Not to mention Cirque De Soleil and don’t forget your Bain De Soleil. Dine at the finest then party like a rock star.

    • Melany April 23, 2013 at 7:22 am #

      Thanks Kelli for your #guydline.

  6. Lisa Dettlaff April 22, 2013 at 9:50 pm #

    One day I went into Toys R Us looking for a specific item… I went up to a young sales man and said “Do you have BIG BALLS?” Without skipping a beat, he said “They are right over here”. Another true story, I took my daughter to see Disney on Ice, Toy Story… They were selling items in front of the venue. I asked the man (again,a young gentleman) Could I see the little Woodie? How does this always happen to me….

    • Melany April 23, 2013 at 7:23 am #

      HA! Funny!

  7. Green April 23, 2013 at 10:24 am #

    #Guydline: you know you are having a good outfit day when all the girls in the room look you up and down.

    • Melany April 23, 2013 at 11:51 am #

      True that! #guydline

  8. joe villalobos April 23, 2013 at 11:21 am #

    IM READY LETS GO……………………

    • Melany April 23, 2013 at 11:51 am #

      enter your #guydline

  9. kathy crenshaw April 24, 2013 at 4:53 pm #

    #duydline True story I went to KFC drive-up. I was the 1st car in line, waited about 10 mins to submit my order. We got our order with drinks and drove away, stopping in the parking lot to check our order, and put straws in the drinks. Just to get ready to head out on the road. We noticed NO STRAWS in the bags. So I drive back around to the window. When I got there, I reminded the lady that we were just there. Then I asked her ” do you charge for straws with the drinks, or are you conserving or maybe were we special and won the short straw draw”? Yes we did get the straws without any ” IM SORRY” crap. That was about 10 yrs ago and no have not been back. to that KFC.

    • Melany April 24, 2013 at 5:11 pm #

      Thanks Kathy -can you some up your #guydline in 140 characters or less?

  10. David Kevoe April 24, 2013 at 4:55 pm #

    I farted in the the Apple store and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don’t have windows.

    • Melany April 24, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

      Ok – thanks David! Leave it to you.

  11. Lex April 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm #

    People treat you the way you think you deserve to be treated. Don’t allow douchiness to happen to you. #Guydline

    • Melany April 25, 2013 at 4:50 pm #

      HAHA! when douchiness happens – that is no good! LOL

  12. Sari April 26, 2013 at 9:45 am #

    I don’t have a Twitter so…
    My motto has always been “Life sucks buy a helmet”

    Does that count as a guydline?

    • Melany April 26, 2013 at 10:13 am #

      HAHA! yes, it does! LOL

  13. Tamara Kendrick April 26, 2013 at 1:40 pm #

    #Guydline My son ask me the other day WHY IS GRAMMA CRYING? And I said SHE FOUND HER FIRST GRAY HAIR AND WAS ABOUT TO DYE….

    • Melany April 26, 2013 at 1:46 pm #

      hahaha! thanks for the #guydline

  14. Michelle April 26, 2013 at 2:39 pm #

    #guydline I tend to be a smartass when being sincere, but I’m always sincere.

    • Melany April 26, 2013 at 3:15 pm #

      Ok – got that #guydline! Thank you.

  15. Christine Curcio April 28, 2013 at 9:32 am #

    When I was 5 years old; my grandfather, my grandmother, my mom, and myself took a
    Summer Vacation to New Orleans, LA. We took a horse and buggy ride down Bourbon Street,
    and my grandfather said “Look at that woman doing the “Hootchie Cootchie” in the nude”.
    I probably shouldn’t have seen that, because my Kindergarten Teacher asked us what we did
    for our Summer Vacation; and I did tell her that I went to New Orleans, LA, and I told her that
    I took a horse and buggy ride down Bourbon Street, and I saw a lady doing the “Hootchie Cootchie”
    in the nude, and I also said that on the drive home from New Orleans, LA that “God, before you
    go to bed and brush your teeth, could you please let me have a bunny as a pet”!! I didn’t get the
    bunny, until I was eight years old. My mom was called to the school, because my Kindergarten Teacher, had no idea how or where I saw a woman doing the “Hootchie Cootchie” in the nude.
    I was only 5 years old, and I wasn’t trying to be smart with my teacher, but she had asked us
    what we did for our Summer Vacation; so I told her what happened. I was one of those types of kids with a good memory, and I wasn’t afraid to express myself!! Before that day; I had no idea what The French Quarter was in New Orleans, my grandfather pointed it out to me and the rest is history!!! My Kindergarten teacher got a kick out of that; and she thought it was funny, especially after my mom had to go to the school and tell her what I saw in New Orleans.
    I was just one of those kids that just spoke what was on my mind; but I wasn’t trying to be smart or unkind; I was just telling my Kindergarten Teacher what I did and saw in New Orleans that Summer; so I just answered her question!!

    • Melany April 28, 2013 at 9:35 am #

      your guydline is that you saw a women doing the hootchie Cootchie in the nude! LOL

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