I am up but the rest of my body is sleeping. You know when you get up and you should go back to bed but you don’t because you have 41 things on your mind for the day? Yeah – that’s me every day! I never said these things were important to everyone – don’t judge, or do, because we all do. This was written at 6:00AM so here is a little peak into my early morning mind for the day…..
1. Get up before the dog. If Teddy Brewski hears me walking around before 7AM I will never get through my 1200 + emails. Make sure to tip toe and not wake my sleeping beauty downstairs. I am sure this applies to people with two legged children as well.
2. Pack – what else is new? Where in the world is MelanysGuydlines this week? Big suitcase or bigger suitcase?
3. If I didn’t already pack it, is it properly listed on one of my 11 lists? If not, rewrite new list, organize lists into today and tomorrow and next week and throw away old lists. REPEAT.
4. Get on twitter. I miss it when I can’t tweet. I mean, who else wants to listen to my snarky one –liners at any time of the day? If I don’t get them out early, there is no telling who may be on the other end during my daily travels through Hollywood.
5. Should I get my nail fixed now or later? So annoying. Why can’t they just stay long?
6. Can I get away with my roots for one more week and people not think I have chosen the most ridiculously awful ombre hair color. Who created that? Oh yeah? I heard they walked off a long peer.
7. Laundry – it never stops. Can someone create clothes that wash themselves? Better yet – why doesn’t someone teach dogs how to wash clothes and Teddy Brewski can take care of that for me in the morning?
8. I need to write a blog post. What am I going to write about? Remember that guy you heard on the radio who was 22, went to the UofA and getting a billion YouTube hits? Yeah –write! Be FUNNY!
9. Who am I going to hear from today and how am I going to answer their email in a less “snarky” manner just in case I need them in the future?
10. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?
11. Where can I meet some new people and recycle my old friends? Seriously?
12. Does anyone ever meet online and do all those testimonials about Match.com working really work?
13. I need to workout. I have no time. Does Get Fit in 10 minutes actually work? How many 10 minutes do you have to do? I have 5 now and maybe 3.5 later?
14. I wonder if my new neighbor is going to be cute?
15. I need to schedule my day in Los Angeles to avoid all possible traffic rage episodes. So, I am going to never drive.
16. Did he text me back? Did she text me back?
17. I’m going to be tired by noon but maybe I am going to take a nap. (I can’t nap).
18. Who really takes naps during the weekdays anyway?
19. I wonder where I can take the two full little pigs holding a bunch of my quarters from the bottom of my purse so I can exchange for extra cash? AND……Why do people people love bacon so much?
20. How do I get more traffic on the blog? How many people are going to ask me if I make money writing a blog? Do I answer or ignore? 21. How can I make more money?
22. Who do I want to work with this week?
23. Why is LA so LA?
24. I wonder if I will have a chance to visit all my friends and their kids before they enroll said kids in college?
25. I wonder who made it on last night’s episode since I can never watch an entire TV program the whole way through? Twitter wins.
26. How in the world did she marry him? Why did he marry her?
27. I’m hungry.
28. I need a nap.
29. Wonder if I can get a massage?
30. I need to get my teeth cleaned.
31. Should I buy one of those portable desks so that I can work in different spots around the house?
32. Why do people call/text/write out the blue and expect something from me for free?
33. Wait, when did I become a concierge? Why did he text me that? I should just reply that I am not a concierge and have no idea where it is.
34. I want some rock ‘n roll!
35. When can I go back to Vegas?
36. What the hell is that?
37. I am um……..Up?
38. When is happy hour? (Thanks to Uncorked Ventures, I have 2 brand new bottles of wine waiting for me to try downstairs).
39. Emerson Brown Cabernet Sauvignon or Vina Robles Red 4?
40. When is happy hour?
41. When is happy hour?
**Stay snarky my friends!**