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An Open Letter to MelanysGuydlines Fans, Friends and Followers:

An open letter to MelanysGuydlines fans, friends and followers

  Please nominate MelanysGuydlines (a.k.a. Melanyb12 on twitter) for a Shorty Award in the blogger category. The Shorty awards are the Oscars for Social Media. It would be a huge honor to take home this prize and I am currently in the number one position with 555 nominations but the contest ends (tomorrow) this Thursday February 19, 2015 and the person behind me is getting close. Nominations are only available via Twitter so you must have an active account to nominate. Past honors have gone to celebs and social media stars including Jerry Seinfeld, Will Ferrell, Tracy Morgan, Andrew WK… Continue Reading

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The Best Part of the Grammy’s Were The Snarky Tweets

The best part of the Grammy's were the Snarky tweets!

The best part of the Grammys were the snarky tweets…and, not just from me! There are so many funny people on twitter and that is why it’s my favorite. Every day I am supplied with hearty laughs from the snarky people on twitter. I can’t get enough. It is like I am addicted. But, when an award show airs – you can guarantee I am tweeting like a mad woman. There is too much to comment about and it is a lot less annoying than being that person who always talks through awards shows. I was guilty of being that… Continue Reading

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Nominate MelanysGuydlines (@Melanyb12) for a Shorty Award in Blogger!

Well, there has been a lot going on over here at MelanysGuydlines lately. Right now, I am neck and neck for first place in a shorty award for blogger. YES! I just need one more vote to be tied for #1. WOOHOO! But, I need your help to take that first place slot. Can I count on you? Last year I was up for this award and missed it by one slot. I know my snarky followers are not going to let that happen in 2015, right?   Thank you to all that have nominated me for a shorty award… Continue Reading

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Know What You Know. Know What You Don’t Know And Learn That Too!

WHAT’S UP PARTY PEOPLE? I have been up every single night since I have moved into my new places thanks to my fantastic puppy named Teddy Brewski! But, I am getting my new computer set up in a few minutes so I can blog my heart away even when Teddy decides to bark at 3 AND 5AM!! Moving update: Pretty much done unpacking because I can’t stand it anymore. Being OCD and ADD is a problem and right now I NEED to my computer and I must blog….a lot! However, I do need a new chair for my desk since… Continue Reading

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Happy New Year from Melanysguydlines – Cheers To A Snarky 2015

happy new year from melanysguydlines

Wishing ALL of you a happy, healthy and super safe New Year filled with friends, family and lots of laughter! Thank you to every single person that has supported Melanysguydlines this year! It has been a snarky ride and I am looking forward to 2015 with all of you! STAY SNARKY MY FRIENDS – KISSEZZ from Las Vegas! *********Remember to follow me the next few days as I am tweeting from Las Vegas MGM Grand Las Vegas courtesy of Cox Communications and UFC #UFC182 – Twitter handle is… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloween-ie: Dress Like A Slut Day

Happy Halloweenie - #dresslikeaslutday

Happy Halloween-ie to all of you! Halloween or Hoe-loween has become such a weird and slightly disturbing holiday. I don’t know when it became the norm to feel the need to wear less than ample amount of clothing on October 31st, but most feel the urge to do so. I (think I helped) coin the term “Dress Like A Slut Day” last year during one of my most watched YouTube videos because I am always honest and lets call a spade a spade, right? Now, it is funny (or sad) that #dresslikeaslutday is a hashtag on twitter.   Now, it is… Continue Reading

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Reality Crowd TV: Relationships, Crowdfunding, Entrepreneurship & More

Reality Crowd TV: Relationships, Crowdfunding, Entrepreneurship & More

The social media world is vast and offers so many opportunities I wouldn’t otherwise have without this blog and MelanysGuydlines channels. This morning I was honored to “hangout” as guest on Reality Crowd TV discussing crowdfunding, entrepreneurship, and relationship marketing in social Media & PR. The only catch was we taped via Google Hangouts and most guests were on the East Coast. As you know, I am somewhere in the world but on the West Coast. So, when I woke Teddy Brewski up at 5AM to take him for a walk and it was pitch black in the desert –… Continue Reading

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Cox Business Proves Whatever Happens In Vegas Doesn’t Stay In Vegas: #GetStartedLV

Cox Business & Inc Magazine: Get Started Las Vegas

  Whoever said, “Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” doesn’t know twitter or social media, especially when Cox Business and Inc. Magazine are involved. If you have been following me via social media you know I was in Las Vegas last week courtesy of Cox Business for an event called Get Started Las Vegas at the Palms Hotel and Casino. First, can I tell you how much I love my job? Whoever said “Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” doesn’t know twitter and Cox Business… Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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Social Media Galore: Jump In With Me For #MediaChat on Twitter

Join me for #mediachat and how to stand out amoungst the crowd with a blog and social media channels

Today is a great day (well, besides the dating life part – lol) because I’m honored to be the guest on Aaron Kilby’s #MediaChat. I met Aaron via twitter and his invitation is truly a testament to the overwhelming support of my social media network no matter what zip code I reside. Twitter followers are the best and more supportive than most of my RL friends. I am happy to call Aaron a RL and Twitter friend now. Remember that post I did about getting social for the Cox Communication #CoxGigLife event at the Diamondbacks game? This was the first… Continue Reading

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Read These Tweets While You Sheet

snarky tweets

Twitter. You do it, get it, are addicted to it and prefer it to Facebook or you are scared of it because you don’t know “how” to tweet. For some reason, Twitter is like the Chupacabra of social media conquering. It is like an endless labyrinth and David Bowie may live there but I haven’t followed him yet. One of the most common questions people ask me is can I “teach” them how to tweet. Really? Do you have thoughts in your brain? Good. Then, sit down, sign up and tweet whatever is in your head. Find things you like… Continue Reading

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Top 9 Snarky Tweets, Social Media Funnies & Guydline “Get Lucky” # 69

Funny and snarky

Time flies! Welcome to Guydline post #69 -lets hope this is a lucky number for us all!  Seriously, it feels like I just pulled into Scottsdale, Arizona and I am leaving tomorrow to drive back to LA. These past 5 days flew by but not to worry because I will be back soon-really soon. I am going to change things up a little and get rid of all that trash I told you all about in my B-day post. Happy to share that I am keeping my Birthday present to myself and it will be the BEST present ever. Since… Continue Reading

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Online Dating Nightmare #1,199

Hope you all had more fun than I did yesterday. As some of you know, a virus has totally infected AOL in their server. Before, you make some smart-ass comment let me say that I have had AOL since I was 15. It was “MelB” but I hated the spice girls so that was not the premise behind the username. Anyway, I HIGHLY suggest you change passwords and keep up to date with old emails or accounts on websites. For the average person, this is annoying. For me it is a nightmare! Obviously, working in social media means I have… Continue Reading

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