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Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

OMG! Be forewarned, this is one of the cutest things you will read all day! Evite just launched a new Pet Party Themed category with invitations and correspondence cards. How cute is that? I can’t get enough of the options on the Evite site. Seriously? Where does one start? I wanted to throw a football pawty for Teddy since he is named after Teddy Bruschi (the football player, of course) and they had the cutest Evite on the site. Look! LOVE! Touchdown! But, the problem is there are no football games on right now and I want to throw Teddy… Continue Reading

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Putting The Eye Back In MelanysGuydlines: Dr. Stephen Cohen Of Doctor My Eyes

Putting The Eye Back In MelanysGuydlines: Dr. Stephen Cohen Of Doctor My Eyes

Happy Friday! I know it has been a few weeks since I have written a post. This is the longest time since starting my blog that I haven’t posted and it feels a little weird and a little eye opening (pun intended). I had an accident on my way to the Blogpaws conference two weeks ago. I was rushing because I am always totally over-committed and stabbed myself in my left eye with a round bristle brush. It hurt. Badly. I was and am mad at myself that I created this injury and tried to shake it off the best… Continue Reading

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BlogPaws 2016: A Social Media Conference for My Dog, Teddy Brewski

BlogPaws 2016: A Social Media Conference for My Dog, Teddy Brewski

Teddy Brewski and I have been so busy with his birthday, my birthday, my parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, buying a new house (YAY), Father’s Day giveaways and gift guides that we have had very little time to blog! We do want to thank everyone for all the well wishes and congratulate the winner of the Father’s Day Overstock giveaway, as it was the biggest and most successful to date! The contest had nearly 150,000 entries and our winner Nora G from Florida is beyond stoked! She is so excited and so I am to have a winner that appreciates her… Continue Reading

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I Just Let Go With the letgo App: Try It and letgo

I Just Let Go With the Letgo App: Try It and Letgo

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of letgo for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. Well, we all have stuff and if you are like me then, we both have a lot of stuff. Some things seem like a good buy and then you get home and ask yourself “Self, do I really need 5 different colors of the same exact shirt or skirt or glasses?” Recently, I moved (again) and can’t believe how little time it takes to accumulate things that I just can’t use because I am only one person and don’t have enough… Continue Reading

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Not All Followers Are Created Equal

#notallfollowersarecreatedequal

If you missed me last night…here is the Blab after few technical mishaps, dog barking, spelling errors, echoed sound, mother nature fighting me for bad lighting! Seriously. Can anyone recommend a small lighting kit that doesn’t suck or can you ask Mother Nature for a little more natural light for me please?! Thanks ‪#‎socialmediaproblems‬ Take 2. We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! Click To Tweet Scroll to about the 19… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Happy Monday! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. It has been a few months since my last Blab discussion and I am excited to be interviewed by Shon Hyneman from Kairos Social about one of my favorite topics: How to work with brands. Tonight is the night where I will finally catch up with Shon Hyneman on Blab. What are my secrets…well, maybe not all of them! Join me tonight talking Working With Brands on @KairosSocial Blab. What are my secrets…well,… Click To Tweet Join us tonight, Monday 3/28/16 @ 6:30PM/PST – be there!! Here is the link: https://blab.im/shon-hyneman-how-to-work-with-brands… Continue Reading

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Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peeves

Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peaves

Let’s face it. The majority of us spend a lot of time online. I think I might spend more than the average person (and Teddy Brewski more than the average puppy) on some form of electronic device. To be fair, it is my job and there are many things I love about being fully online and engaged with people from all over the world on my computer or phone. However there are some “no-no’s” that people do online that drive me up the wall. 1. Being a flat out nasty, hater or troll. We are very lucky to enjoy our… Continue Reading

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We Are Better Than This

Violent protesting is not OK. Freedom of speech is OK. Come on America. Be better than th

I don’t cover politics on my blog or on my social media channels. MelanysGuydlines was created as a cathartic outlet for snarky jokes and laughter. Don’t we have enough to deal with on a daily basis? MG should be a place to come and escape issues we face in our daily lives. But, today I wanted to share something on the blog because it should be shared here too. First, I tweeted this. Second, I shared on Facebook and some moron replied to the post with such a rude comment that I won’t repeat it here. What I said in… Continue Reading

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Must Have Hysterical App – MSQRD

This is not a sponsored post. I am not getting paid to write this. But, let me tell you that my new favorite app has to be MSQRD. It stands for masquerade because you can change your face with different masks and 3D camera tricks to become all different types of people, animals, characters and more. It is so funny that I am still laughing at the videos I recorded a few days ago. Hysterical and provides hours of entertainment for the whole family. This was my first try using the app..LOLOL My new favorite app has to be #MSQRD… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ. VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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