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SELFtember™: Join Me Now For A Healthy Change

SELFtember™: Join Me Now For A Healthy Change

Happy September! Wow. I can’t believe how fast the year is flying by and summer is coming to an end. I can now play outside without melting! YAY. I am determined this year to get as healthy and fit as possible so that I can enjoy being a happy and healthy Melany. What does this mean? It means that I am dedicated to getting back into fighting shape, and this includes shedding one very yucky habit. One habit that I am proud to have shed is smoking. It’s a topic that no one likes to talk about. I hope that… Continue Reading

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Designing Your Own Show Stopping Ring: The Basics

Designing Your Own Show Stopping Ring: The Basics

Ohhh, yeah!  This post is about a few of my favorite girly things! Diamonds and jewelry  – yes please. Handing it over to Laura to give you a little advice on how to design your own fab and super snarky ring! ENJOY! Do you dream of designing your own show stopping ring? Maybe it’s your engagement or wedding ring. Maybe you just want to treat yourself and have something that nobody else has. Whatever the case, there are lots of things you can do to make your dream a reality. Read on for the basics of designing your own show… Continue Reading

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Which Snarky Pool Floatie Are You?

Before this post fades away with the pool weather I better get it up! It is still hot outside! It is almost as hot as the devil’s mouth right now in Arizona and I want to get some new pool floats for my new pool. With so many choices out there where does one begin? If you could choose any pool floatie to float away on which would it be? There are so many choices out there I have no idea which float I want for my brand new pool so I thought I would put together a little quiz!… Continue Reading

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Win $4,145 Beachbody® On Demand For One Year And Fitness Package

Win $4,145 Beachbody® On Demand For One Year And Fitness Package

Happy Day! Today is the day I get back to what I love doing and that is blogging and introducing people to amazing products. I have missed all of you while I have been moving for the past month! But, during this past month, I have learned a lot about myself, refocused my personal and professional goals plus found super cute clothes while on a shopping spree in my own closet from years past. But, I am getting older and it is continually proving harder to lose weight, get toned and STAY that way. Moving brings a lot of stress… Continue Reading

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How To Throw A Super Chic End Of Summer Party

I can’t believe it is the end of summer already! I am still moving into the house. Week three of the longest move ever. You can be sure that I am planning an end of summer party myself! Here are some great tips from Laura on how to throw a chic end of summer party! An end of summer party calls for a chic outdoor affair with your favourite people, yummy food, great music and a few props and games thrown in. We often get busy over the summer period, and an end of summer soiree is the perfect way… Continue Reading

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Sophisticated Ideas For Your Wedding Anniversary Celebrations

Happy day! I am in the process of closing escrow and moving and thank Laura for another amazing post. I would love all of these things, especially to go on a cruise!!! Looks awesome. Wish me luck and enjoy this post. Take it away Laura……. When your wedding anniversary rolls around, you will no doubt want to spend it spoiling the one you love. You will also want to plan plenty of celebrations as well! So how should you spend your anniversary, if you want it to be a sophisticated and stylish affair? Here are some of our top ideas…. Continue Reading

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Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

This post was written a few months back while visiting Los Angeles (I got out for good this time because I served two full sentences there and have not looked back since) and I have been so busy that I did not get around to sharing then but am making time right now! This is an important post and describes the difference between a celebrity and influencer in snarky terms, of course. Ahh Hollywood. You never cease to provide me with ample amounts of snarky material to address on this here blog. I love you for that (and just that)…. Continue Reading

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Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

OMG! Be forewarned, this is one of the cutest things you will read all day! Evite just launched a new Pet Party Themed category with invitations and correspondence cards. How cute is that? I can’t get enough of the options on the Evite site. Seriously? Where does one start? I wanted to throw a football pawty for Teddy since he is named after Teddy Bruschi (the football player, of course) and they had the cutest Evite on the site. Look! LOVE! Touchdown! But, the problem is there are no football games on right now and I want to throw Teddy… Continue Reading

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My Top Dog Teddy Brewski Digs TopDogDinners

My Top Dog Teddy Brewski Digs TopDogDinners

You all know Teddy Brewski is my child, I mean dog (same thing) so I am super picky about everything I feed him. I watch what I eat so shouldn’t I be concerned with what my fluffy, four-legged best friend puts in his belly? He is already Internet famous so I need to keep up his athletic figure to ensure he is happy, healthy and enjoying every second of his fame and living up to Teddy Bruschi football player status. Plus, recently I discovered that small dog breeds are prone to lipid deposits on the eyes, which means they can… Continue Reading

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Bye-Bye Fine Lines: Win $305 Of Derma MD Exclusive Beauty Products

Bye-Bye Fine Lines: Win $305 Of Derma MD Exclusive Beauty Products

Happy Wednesday people! I am back and obeying doctor’s orders spending only 20 minutes on and off the computer at a time. This is challenging for sure but you only get one set of eyes and you better bet that I am going to do everything I can to protect them! If you don’t know, I had a little accident and have been out of commission for the past two weeks. But, during that time away from the computer I have been able to test, try and fall in love with a beauty and cosmetic brand called Derma MD. The… Continue Reading

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Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

I have been scouring the Internet for the BEST Father’s Day gift ideas for all of you! My dad is super cool and loves a lot of things especially the Warriors! GO DUBS! But, he also loves snarky products I give him as I am a professional shopper and blogger. But, we all know that. So, let me share a few of these finds with you. What do you think? 1. Overstock everything especially the Father’s Day gift basket I am giving away! Have you entered yet? You should. Good luck. Remember it includes 15 fatherly-approved items such as a… Continue Reading

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Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630

Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630

Happy day AGAIN! YAY! If you didn’t win the Mother’s Day gift basket from Overstock last month I am here to save the day for Father’s Day! MelanysGuydlines has partnered with Overstock again (3rd time) for an amazing giveaway featuring 15 different fantastic items dad is going to love. Make Dad glad this year and get him something he’ll really use – and enjoy. What dad doesn’t love a little BBQ action? This gift pack features a portable gas grill and super snarky accessories to make him look and perform like the top chef he is while grilling outdoors! If… Continue Reading

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