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Fashion: No Mo Boho

Fashion: No Mo' Boho

Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion statement. 2. Boho is a no go on most. Word to most – you look like a couch. 3. I left my heart in SF a while ago but pretty sure it wasn’t the 60s. Please! I am so over this look and it is completely contradictory to my ROCKER music taste too btw. So, bring back glamour! I am not sure I would wear my derby day… Continue Reading

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Just In Time For March Madness: Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office

Just In Time For March Madness: Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office

It is my favorite time of year! The weather is amazing (maybe a little toastier than usual in Arizona reaching 95 and 96 degrees the past few days), Spring Training Baseball in the Valley of the Sun (Go Giants) and March Madness College Basketball all over the country. Plus, I just returned from watching my University of Arizona Wildcats win the PAC 12 tournament in Las Vegas and we are already well into the March Madness tournament playing in the Sweet Sixteen tomorrow. Woohoo! Go CATS! BEARDOWN. March 1 is the day that I was interviewed by the Arizona Alumni… Continue Reading

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Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11AM PST Live on YouTube

Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11 PST Live on YouTube

Here is a friendly reminder that tomorrow is the day I will be on the University of Arizona’s Cats In The Corner Office web series. Set a reminder to join me live on YouTube where you can submit questions in real time during the show. Looking forward to hearing from all of you. I am an open book! DETAILS: Wednesday, March 1, 2017, 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Los Angeles 11 a.m.  |  Tucson 12 p.m.  |  Chicago 1 p.m.  | New York 2 p.m\! DIRECT LINK ON YOUTUBE Past guests include some very impressive Cats including Golden State Warrior… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office March 1: University of Arizona Alumni

Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office March 1: University of Arizona Alumni

I’m honored and excited to share that I am the next guest for the Cats In The Corner Office show streamed live on YouTube and presented by the University of Arizona Alumni association. Past guests include some very impressive Cats including Golden State Warrior coach Steve Kerr and the “World’s Most Inspirational Marketing and Motivational speaker” Jay Baer. I have some very big shoes to fill but am confident that this show will be full of insight that you will not want to miss! “Cats in the Corner Office is the University of Arizona Alumni Association’s award-winning online speaker series… Continue Reading

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Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

You know I love doing videos and I have not done a snarky one in a while. Plus, it was raining this weekend and I thought I should put on my Gold Magnetic Face Mask from Adore Cosmetics and make a video. What else does one do in the rain? I didn’t want to just make a boring video applying the mask. I put some sparkely snark into it! You know? It is hard to look cute with a face mask on…. so I did my best! This video is funny.  It made me lol. Plus, I have received so… Continue Reading

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Win $995 Adore Cosmetics Golden Touch Magnetic Facial Mask: Look Like A Million Bucks

Win $995 Adore Cosmetics Golden Touch Magnetic Facial Mask: Look Like A Million Bucks

Happy 2017! Wow. January 2017 will go down as quite a month for all of us. I know it has not been easy for some but I am here to bring you a touch of pure golden joy. We all could use to be pampered following the holidays, freezing cold, tolerance for social media political posts and more. Right? Well, I have just the product for you! Let’s indulge. We deserve it. This Adore Cosmetics Golden Touch Magnetic Facial Mask is all the rage. It has been featured by top beauty influencers and was a top celebrity pick for E… Continue Reading

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Z Living’s #FindingFido Helps Dogs In Need And Awards Grants To Animal Shelters

Finding Fido

I love my job but what I love even more is giving back to organizations that do amazing, selfless work in this world. Being a social media influencer gives me a mouthpiece that reaches people and brands on many levels. Currently, I joined the Z Living Entertainment social media campaign promoting their new T.V. shows. One show on Z Living is called Finding Fido and about giving dogs a chance in finding a forever home. Working this campaign gave me the opportunity to nominate an outstanding animal shelter for a grant. I nominated Wonder Dog Rescue in San Francisco which… Continue Reading

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My Resolutions: Guyd For 2017

Take time to stop and smell the roses.

This year I am going to try a few new things. I am going to stick with these promises to myself because that is what resolutions are – aren’t they? I better or I am going to be really upset with myself. Plus, I will have no one to blame but me. 1. Make appointments in my calendar for “ME” time. Seriously. I have two “meetings” a week labeled in my calendar as “Zumba” and at least one titled “Golf Lesson”. I work hard and these “meetings” help with my sanity. The only way I can consistently attend them is… Continue Reading

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Keeping This New Year Resolution to Stay Smoke-Free

Keeping This New Year Resolution: a.k.a. Quit Season Time

Here we are again. I can’t believe how fast this year has flown by! Things are great. I am single again but happy! I am healthy; have a fantastic group of girlfriends (me? YES), the most amazing parents, and a celeb dog; I’m making changes in this world one day at a time; and I have a brand new home! It is almost the New Year and a time to continue to make good changes, reset my battery and shed unwanted people, things, and bad habits from my life. I try not to wait until the New Year to rid… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski

Happy Holidays From MelanysGuydlines

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany! We hope everyone enjoys the snarky content and more provided on the blog and OUR social media sites. REMEMBER: Slow down. Watch your driving. Know they are not giving things away for free at the stores (last time I checked). Smile. Remember why we celebrate these holidays in the first place. K? Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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What Would You Like To Print In 3D?

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A few weeks ago I attended the University of Arizona Wildcat Spirit Expo in Phoenix to celebrate the over 100 donors helping the Arizona NOW campaign reach it’s fundraising goals. It was an awesome event with alumni and future Wildcats. Congratulations to the University of Arizona! That is fantastic and thank you for the coolest 3D pic of yours truly! Check it out. Advancements in technology are amazing! Aren’t they? What would you like to print in 3D if you… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday

Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday

I can’t believe it is #dresslikeaslutday already. Where did 2016 go? It is almost 2017. WHAAAA? This Halloween, I’m hiding and going to TRY and catch up a little at home. If you have been following along I moved – again. I am never, ever moving again. So, with that said I am super far behind and won’t be strutting my “stuff” this Halloween. Bummer. I do love Halloweenie and so does Teddy Brewski! They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your price. Does this count? They said you have to kiss a lot of… Continue Reading

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