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I know I’m A Workaholic. I’m Working On It.

By Melany on February 11, 2016 in Snarky

Happy almost Valentines Day! I am doing something I never do this weekend and going out of town without my computer for almost two whole days. Don’t worry; I will have a ton to share with you as I am traveling to Sedona, Arizona for the first time. Sedona is supposed to be magical and I need that right now! My life has been insane and it is time for a little rest and relaxation. I don’t want to spoil the trip so I am trying not to look at pics online so that I can be surprised when I… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

By Melany on February 2, 2016 in Goodies

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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Beverly Hills Ain’t So 9021-OHHH!

By Melany on January 19, 2016 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

I am in Beverly Hills right now doing one of the most dreaded task a person has to do…..pack a house and move! So, while I am traveling my mom and I thought it would be fun to treat ourselves to a suite at the SLS Hotel. WRONG! This has been anything but relaxing and I would have been better off sleeping on the hardwood floor of my house with no bedding, no electricity, and curled up next to piles of cardboard boxes (which roaches love to breed in- BTW). This hotel charges a lot of money for us to… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

By Melany on November 25, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

By Melany on November 16, 2015 in Goodies

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 5: Snarky Truths

By Melany on November 10, 2015 in Snarky

6. Don’t believe everyone who says they are an expert. I can say I am a unicorn but I am not. I don’t have a horn.

I am due for another installment as to why people like memes. It has been a while and I have been collecting a few good “guydlines” for your snarky, reading pleasure. Sometimes there is a theme to the memes I create and sometime there isn’t but it is all based on something I am experiencing at the time. They usually start as Facebook posts or tweet and then develop into picture with pretty colors and interesting fonts. If that is what I have to do to relieve my snarkasm then that is what I am going to do! Make sure… Continue Reading

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Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA

By Melany on November 3, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky

I am in Los Angeles for the week and thought I would revisit a post that describes how living in Los Angeles is not like what you see on TV. There are some great parts about living in Southern California (including the weather and the shopping) but there are some other reasons that make it challenging to live and navigate this harsh environment (they could probably film an episode of Naked and Afraid in some parts of LA). So, while I am in Beverly Hills, I thought I would share one of my favorite snarky posts and see if you… Continue Reading

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Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay

By Melany on October 19, 2015 in Snarky

Happy October and you should all be preparing your costumes for Halloween by now. If you haven’t (like me) then you better get your ass in gear because it is coming up quickly. What I have done to prepare is cleanse myself with a 5 day cleanse. No, it was not easy but yes, totally worth it. I almost ate my own arm last night but was saved by a breakfast burrito to break the fast. I couldn’t take a pic because it didn’t last that long and I don’t typically take pics of food (I’ll leave that to all… Continue Reading

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Winning With Melany Wynn

By Melany on October 1, 2015 in Relationships

When I started this blog a few years back there was not a blogger category for what I do today. Everyone wanted to force me into being a dating blogger and I didn’t want to be pigeon holed writing only about dating. There is nothing wrong with writing about dating because as you know, I do it all the time but I can only write so many posts about the idiots I have encountered in my lackluster dating life for so long. Plus, it is not good for my dating life. Like at all. When someone finds out I write… Continue Reading

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Going #DestinationCountry With Jessica Northey for Pepsi Gulf Coast Jam 2015

By Melany on September 2, 2015 in Goodies

Hey y’all! That sounds a little weird coming from my rock n’ roll mouth but is super appropriate for this weekend’s festivities. I am stoked to have been invited by Jessica Northey (a.k.a. hostess with the mostest from CMChat and HeyStar) on behalf of Firestone Tires to cover the Pepsi Gulf Coast Summer Jam this Labor Day Weekend in Panama City, Florida. So, you know what that means? It means you better follow the both of us on social because we are sure to bring you super exclusive content from the show. And….if you are there…don’t forget to find us!… Continue Reading

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You Say Rebellious, I Say Snarky Humor: Shoebox Cards

By Melany on August 25, 2015 in Goodies

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Shoebox. All snarky thoughts are of course my own. People love jokes and funny sayings. It is a given. We all love to laugh in one way or another. It is good for your soul. I don’t call myself the queen of snark for no reason. I know a thing or two about rebellious humor and love to live life in the snark lane. If you haven’t been paying attention “Snarky is witty but younger and better looking”. Life is hard enough as it is so I firmly believe… Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day: The Snarky Version

By Melany on June 21, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

I have been waiting since Mother’s Day to post this photo my mom found of my dad! Guess which one he is? Yep, the one on the left. Nice bird. Ha!! This probably explains where my sense of humor comes from!! Lol. Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy ever! I love you and wish I was there to spend this day together. Thank you for being the best ever! Hugs n’ Kissezz from Gizmo, Teddy Brewski and me of course!! ‪ So, does this explain where I get my snarky from? So, does this explain where I get my… Continue Reading

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