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FORE: Gone Golfing

FORE: Gone Golfing

I did it. I finally got in touch with a golf pro and am now on the golf course taking lessons. It is super challenging and takes patience, which I don’t usually have but need if I am going to be good at this sport. Yes, this is a sport. I apologize to my friend in seventh grade when I said golf wasn’t a sport. Wow – was I wrong! In my defense, I was an avid softball player and couldn’t see anything else but a softball bat and a ball (and cute baseball players). So, I am finally taking… Continue Reading

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3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow

3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow

Love this super snarky post from Laura! She is really getting the hang of the snark! Well done and great tips here. I would have been equally annoyed with this guy and probably would have told him where he could go before he proceeded with point two. Take it away. Last night I came face to face with my first ever real life ‘Life Coach’. And I can quite honestly say that I could have gone my entire life without meeting him, or any other life coach for that matter, and been perfectly happy. But this article is not about… Continue Reading

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Not All Followers Are Created Equal

#notallfollowersarecreatedequal

If you missed me last night…here is the Blab after few technical mishaps, dog barking, spelling errors, echoed sound, mother nature fighting me for bad lighting! Seriously. Can anyone recommend a small lighting kit that doesn’t suck or can you ask Mother Nature for a little more natural light for me please?! Thanks ‪#‎socialmediaproblems‬ Take 2. We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! Click To Tweet Scroll to about the 19… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Happy Monday! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. It has been a few months since my last Blab discussion and I am excited to be interviewed by Shon Hyneman from Kairos Social about one of my favorite topics: How to work with brands. Tonight is the night where I will finally catch up with Shon Hyneman on Blab. What are my secrets…well, maybe not all of them! Join me tonight talking Working With Brands on @KairosSocial Blab. What are my secrets…well,… Click To Tweet Join us tonight, Monday 3/28/16 @ 6:30PM/PST – be there!! Here is the link: https://blab.im/shon-hyneman-how-to-work-with-brands… Continue Reading

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We Are Better Than This

Violent protesting is not OK. Freedom of speech is OK. Come on America. Be better than th

I don’t cover politics on my blog or on my social media channels. MelanysGuydlines was created as a cathartic outlet for snarky jokes and laughter. Don’t we have enough to deal with on a daily basis? MG should be a place to come and escape issues we face in our daily lives. But, today I wanted to share something on the blog because it should be shared here too. First, I tweeted this. Second, I shared on Facebook and some moron replied to the post with such a rude comment that I won’t repeat it here. What I said in… Continue Reading

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16 Guydlines To Overcoming Being A Workaholic

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I have been working on being on not being a workaholic. How am I doing, you ask? Well, I have been making time for myself! The first part of this process started by getting my ass back in the gym. I can’t tell you how good I feel now that I have been moving around and active for the past month. In all fairness to me, I placed myself in my own prison a.k.a. a walking boot from an injury sustained while playing kickball. Yes, kickball. I’m a total ringer too but one bad step while running through the bag,… Continue Reading

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How to Give Your Love Life a Quick Boost

GIVE YOUR LOVE LIFE A QUICK BOOST

This is a lovely post just in time for Valentines Day! I am going to take some of these suggestions and use them. So should you! Thanks Laura for another great post. Valentine’s day is just around the corner, so you might want to perk your love life up a little before it arrives. Whether you’re currently in a relationship or you’re as free as a bird, here are some tips to give your love life a quick boost: Focus on Your Daily Habits Your daily habits will have a lot to do with the state of your current relationship… Continue Reading

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Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016.

Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016. Melanysguydlines

It is time to say goodbye to the past and hello to the future! Wishing you all the best for 2016! May it be better than 2015. Thank you to each and every one that supports my blog and my social media endeavors. It truly means the world. If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. Snarky!  If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. #Snarky! Click To Tweet Remember to always take time and smell the roses. Be safe and be good to… Continue Reading

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6 Things You’re Probably Doing to Turn off Men Without Even Realizing it

6 Things You're Probably Doing to Turn off Men Without Even Realizing it

I have a special treat for you today! We have a guest post from a guy’s perspective! Too bad I am guilty of some of these things (5 and 6). HA. Take it away Patrick! Guys love girls. We love the way they smell. We love the way they walk. We love the way they dress in the summer, and the way they snuggle up to us at night. We love it when they laugh at our jokes. And when they let down their hair. Guys love girls but, still, there are a few things girls do that we don’t… Continue Reading

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The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016

The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016

  And it is time to throw it over to Laura for another great post! Take it away…… drum roll please: The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016 – take notes! We are all on a mission to find the right person for us. Whether we are aware of it or not. Some of us are lucky enough to find ‘the one’ very quickly and make the whole process seem easy and carefree. But for the rest of us struggle to find anybody and always question what is going wrong. It’s important to remember that… Continue Reading

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Happy Thanksgiving: Thank-full

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving! And…. Classic TBT avi image for you! And…if you missed it yesterday, I wrote a thank list for you snarky people. It ain’t your mommas thank list. Gettting back to my snarky roots and it feels so good. It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? It has been a wild… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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