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Melany’s Mantra: Repeat, Rinse And Repeat

Melany's Mantra

Every morning I swear to repeat this mantra. I am going to print it out and hang on my mirror. It is the summer and I want to take some time for myself while still being able to do the things I WANT to do. This means not feeling obligated to do things others think I SHOULD be doing. Here we go. Cue the chanting music and theme lighting. Add a candle and throw in some incense but please spare me the Nag Champa. I think I left that scent back in San Francisco on Haight Street when I was… Continue Reading

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You Can Learn A Lot From A Dog

You can learn a lot from a dog!

Yes, you can learn a lot from a dog. I learn from Teddy Brewski every day. I mean, I learned last night that dogs will eat everything (even asparagus) if the opportunity arises. I will let you know how that goes. But what I really want to share with all of you people is this. As I walk Teddy Brewski and watch him walk his favorite walk every day and he always takes time to smell the roses. He also let’s someone else (me) deal with all of the “garbage”. I have decided to let go of a lot of… Continue Reading

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Plug Me Back In: Hump Day Snarkiness

Plug Me Back In: Hump Day Snarkiness

Good Morning and happy Hump Day! In celebration of it being just that I thought I would share a little known skill I possess and might need to add to my media kit. I can rap (ish) the entire Humpty Dance by Digital Underground. Yes, that is me in an Uber. Highly recommend using uber when you feel a little happy of have a drink or 4. It is awesome. Also, take a look at my updated media kit if you have a product or work for a brand that might be a snarky fit for MelanysGuydlines. Always looking for… Continue Reading

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World Cocktail Day 2016: Recipes for Double Fri-Yay The 13th

World Cocktail Day 2016: Recipes for Double Fri-Yay The 13th

Happy Friday the 13th. CHEERS! I bet you didn’t know that today is not just Fri-yay the 13th but something even cooler! If doughnuts can have a holiday so can cocktails. While we never need much of a reason to mix up a post-work-week cocktail, if you’re looking for an excuse to get creative, today, May 13th is World Cocktail Day! Double Fri- yay. My favorite color is grey goose! My favorite color is grey goose! #worldcocktailday Click To Tweet My go to drink is: Grey Goose Soda with Lime Grey Goose Soda with a splash of lime in a… Continue Reading

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FORE: Gone Golfing

FORE: Gone Golfing

I did it. I finally got in touch with a golf pro and am now on the golf course taking lessons. It is super challenging and takes patience, which I don’t usually have but need if I am going to be good at this sport. Yes, this is a sport. I apologize to my friend in seventh grade when I said golf wasn’t a sport. Wow – was I wrong! In my defense, I was an avid softball player and couldn’t see anything else but a softball bat and a ball (and cute baseball players). So, I am finally taking… Continue Reading

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3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow

3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow

Love this super snarky post from Laura! She is really getting the hang of the snark! Well done and great tips here. I would have been equally annoyed with this guy and probably would have told him where he could go before he proceeded with point two. Take it away. Last night I came face to face with my first ever real life ‘Life Coach’. And I can quite honestly say that I could have gone my entire life without meeting him, or any other life coach for that matter, and been perfectly happy. But this article is not about… Continue Reading

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I Just Let Go With the letgo App: Try It and letgo

I Just Let Go With the Letgo App: Try It and Letgo

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of letgo for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. Well, we all have stuff and if you are like me then, we both have a lot of stuff. Some things seem like a good buy and then you get home and ask yourself “Self, do I really need 5 different colors of the same exact shirt or skirt or glasses?” Recently, I moved (again) and can’t believe how little time it takes to accumulate things that I just can’t use because I am only one person and don’t have enough… Continue Reading

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Not All Followers Are Created Equal

#notallfollowersarecreatedequal

If you missed me last night…here is the Blab after few technical mishaps, dog barking, spelling errors, echoed sound, mother nature fighting me for bad lighting! Seriously. Can anyone recommend a small lighting kit that doesn’t suck or can you ask Mother Nature for a little more natural light for me please?! Thanks ‪#‎socialmediaproblems‬ Take 2. We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! Click To Tweet Scroll to about the 19… Continue Reading

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Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peeves

Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peaves

Let’s face it. The majority of us spend a lot of time online. I think I might spend more than the average person (and Teddy Brewski more than the average puppy) on some form of electronic device. To be fair, it is my job and there are many things I love about being fully online and engaged with people from all over the world on my computer or phone. However there are some “no-no’s” that people do online that drive me up the wall. 1. Being a flat out nasty, hater or troll. We are very lucky to enjoy our… Continue Reading

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Must Have Hysterical App – MSQRD

This is not a sponsored post. I am not getting paid to write this. But, let me tell you that my new favorite app has to be MSQRD. It stands for masquerade because you can change your face with different masks and 3D camera tricks to become all different types of people, animals, characters and more. It is so funny that I am still laughing at the videos I recorded a few days ago. Hysterical and provides hours of entertainment for the whole family. This was my first try using the app..LOLOL My new favorite app has to be #MSQRD… Continue Reading

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I know I’m A Workaholic. I’m Working On It.

A Workaholic. I’m Working On It.

Happy almost Valentines Day! I am doing something I never do this weekend and going out of town without my computer for almost two whole days. Don’t worry; I will have a ton to share with you as I am traveling to Sedona, Arizona for the first time. Sedona is supposed to be magical and I need that right now! My life has been insane and it is time for a little rest and relaxation. I don’t want to spoil the trip so I am trying not to look at pics online so that I can be surprised when I… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ. VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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