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AZ Humane Society: Compassion With Fashion Auction Open To Public

By Melany on March 27, 2020 in Goodies

Arizona Humane Society: Compassion With Fashion Auction Open To Public

As some of you know, I have been volunteering for the Arizona Humane Society with their annual Compassion With Fashion 2020 Fundraiser. Sadly, the event had to be cancelled this year but in the spirit of celebration and to raise much needed funds for our furry friends, the Arizona Humane Society is holding the silent auction online and offering it to the general public! That means you and you, no matter what state you live in. You will be able to bid and support from the safety and comfort of your own home while giving back to this amazing organization… Continue Reading

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Puppies Make Me Happy: Meet Mr. December aka Teddy Brewski

By Melany on January 13, 2020 in Goodies, Greatest Hits

The Snuggle Is Real! Puppies make me very happy but so does that fact that YOU voted for my puppy, Teddy Brewski to be in the 2020 Puppies Make Me Happy Calendar. He is Mr. December and his caption reads “The Snuggle is Real” and fits him to a tee. We have had a ruff 2019 but the fact that over 600 votes were counted from YOU (real people with a pulse) for the snarkiest Havanese, makes this New Year much sweeter. Teddy Brewski and I wish all of you a fabulous 2020. May this be the best year yet!… Continue Reading

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FabFitFun Describes Me To A Tee: Proud To Be A #FabFitFunPartner

By Melany on January 22, 2019 in Goodies

FabFitFun describes me to a tee (heehee) and proud to be a #fabfitfunpartner !!! The FabFitFun box is an amazing value! Each box is filled with FULL size products from only the best brands. They are having the biggest sale ever right now with 40% off your first box by using my code “MB”. FabFitFun always brings you the latest and greatest in FULL-size beauty, fashion, fitness, and lifestyle goodies valued at well over $200! Seriously! No little bottles and mini items ever. Check out the Winter Editor’s Box they sent me, which supports the Kindness Factory encouraging acts of… Continue Reading

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Win 2 Def Leppard/Journey Tickets Of Your Choice, ICJUK + Prize Pack $600

By Melany on September 4, 2018 in Goodies

Hello there! Did you read that right? I am super excited to share this rockin’ giveaway with you! I wanted to make sure that I continue to bring you only the best giveaways here on MelanysGuydlines and this one is for the books! I’m Not Foolin’ you. You ready to Rock, Rock Til’ You Drop? Well, I am always ready! So, Pour Some Sugar On Me because this giveaway is so “hot sticky sweet” that it might cause mass Hysteria! YES! If you haven’t had a chance to see Def Leppard live, you must enter this giveaway now! If you… Continue Reading

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Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

By Melany on July 23, 2018 in Snarky

Remember the days when you could walk into a store and shop for things that were actually in the store? You didn’t have to ask for a size and have the retail associate tell you to order it online. If I wanted to sit at home and buy these ugly styles from the comfort of my own home, I would. I came to this store to see and try on these drapes, I mean, clothes. I want to see them, feel them and try them on so that I could decide if it looks like I am wearing my grandmother’s… Continue Reading

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Tips To Help The Men In Your Life Dress Better

By Laura on February 20, 2018 in Relationships

Thanks to Laura for this post about men’s fashion! I totally agree with all the tips here especially the one about tight fitting shirts. Guys, just don’t! Take it away Laura….. Sometimes it falls to you to make sure that the men in your life dress right, if it were up to them then they’d spend all day wearing sweatpants and scruffy t-shirts. It’s especially important when men are getting a little older because there are a lot of simple fashion mistakes that they make which can make them look ridiculous. These are some of… Continue Reading

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The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage

By Melany on January 25, 2018 in Snarky

The Higher The Hair The Closer Your Tickets Are To The Stage

I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoenix Open Golf Tournament – 3 Times Flo Rida (wearing my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur) Attending UofA vs. ASU Basketball Game (BEAR DOWN) San Francisco Giants Spring Training Games – 3 Times Parents in town Hosting A University of Arizona Advisory Board Meeting Traveling To Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tournament (BEAR DOWN) Plus, trying to decide what to wear to… Continue Reading

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Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms

By Melany on December 19, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

Last week I attended a holiday party and a girl stopped me as I was washing my hands after using the facilities. She asked if I could take a photo of her in the bathroom. We were at the W Hotel in Scottsdale with a plethora of places to capture her impromptu photo shoot in her dress or shirt (wasn’t quite sure which one) but sure the bathroom works. Why not? So, I took more than a few pictures of her like a seasoned blogger does, holding the phone above my eyes with the mandatory downward angle ensuring maximum flattering… Continue Reading

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Fashion: No Mo Boho

By Melany on May 10, 2017 in Snarky

Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion statement. 2. Boho is a no go on most. Word to most – you look like a couch. 3. I left my heart in SF a while ago but pretty sure it wasn’t the 60s. Please! I am so over this look and it is completely contradictory to my ROCKER music taste too btw. So, bring back glamour! I am not sure I would wear my derby day… Continue Reading

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Dress To Impress: Some Advice For Bringing Out Your Inner Sexy

By Laura on March 31, 2017 in Relationships

I’m in the market for a new partner! Are you? Read some tips from Laura on how to dress to impress and bring out your inner sexy. Take it away….. If you’re in the market for a new partner, you want to be looking your sexiest. It’s time to ditch the jogging bottoms and the team building t-shirt you got from work and find new ways to look even sexier. Here are some hot tips. Wear Lace Pexels Currently, sites like DontPayFull.com are offering discounts on Victoria Secret lines. That’s good news, since lace, according to Dr. Ava Cadell, is… Continue Reading

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Join Me For Golf And Freebies From Jofit Apparel Dec. 8, 2016 In Tempe, AZ

By Melany on December 4, 2016 in Goodies

Tempe, Arizona! Where are my ladies that golf and would like to be my guest at a super fun event with my favorite women’s athletic clothing line called Jofit Apparel? Their tag line describes them to a “tee” (couldn’t help myself – FORE). “Real Women. Real Bodies. Real Solutions” and I am a fan of all of their workout gear. #teamjofit all the way. All… Continue Reading

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Puppies Make Me Happy: I’m Wearing The Happiest Clothes On Earth

By Melany on November 29, 2016 in Snarky

Seriously! I am wearing the happiest clothes on earth. Can you say puppies, the softest fabric ever, and giving back to pups of all breeds? Let me introduce you to Puppies Make Me Happy because they are truly the happiest clothes on earth and I love them. This is not a sponsored post, this is a post because this brands rocks. I was introduced to the clothing company at Teddy Brewski’s salon in Scottsdale, Arizona called Oh My Dog! Boutique and bought a rocker dog shirt that was a variation of “Howl At the Moon” puppy style. Bonus points if… Continue Reading

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