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Happy Thanksgiving: Thank-full

By Melany on November 26, 2015 in Relationships

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving! And…. Classic TBT avi image for you! And…if you missed it yesterday, I wrote a thank list for you snarky people. It ain’t your mommas thank list. Gettting back to my snarky roots and it feels so good. It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? It has been a wild… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

By Melany on November 25, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 5: Snarky Truths

By Melany on November 10, 2015 in Snarky

6. Don’t believe everyone who says they are an expert. I can say I am a unicorn but I am not. I don’t have a horn.

I am due for another installment as to why people like memes. It has been a while and I have been collecting a few good “guydlines” for your snarky, reading pleasure. Sometimes there is a theme to the memes I create and sometime there isn’t but it is all based on something I am experiencing at the time. They usually start as Facebook posts or tweet and then develop into picture with pretty colors and interesting fonts. If that is what I have to do to relieve my snarkasm then that is what I am going to do! Make sure… Continue Reading

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Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA

By Melany on November 3, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky

I am in Los Angeles for the week and thought I would revisit a post that describes how living in Los Angeles is not like what you see on TV. There are some great parts about living in Southern California (including the weather and the shopping) but there are some other reasons that make it challenging to live and navigate this harsh environment (they could probably film an episode of Naked and Afraid in some parts of LA). So, while I am in Beverly Hills, I thought I would share one of my favorite snarky posts and see if you… Continue Reading

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Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay

By Melany on October 19, 2015 in Snarky

Happy October and you should all be preparing your costumes for Halloween by now. If you haven’t (like me) then you better get your ass in gear because it is coming up quickly. What I have done to prepare is cleanse myself with a 5 day cleanse. No, it was not easy but yes, totally worth it. I almost ate my own arm last night but was saved by a breakfast burrito to break the fast. I couldn’t take a pic because it didn’t last that long and I don’t typically take pics of food (I’ll leave that to all… Continue Reading

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Cheers: Make It Epic With Andre

By Melany on September 29, 2015 in Goodies

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Andre Champagne for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. I can’t believe that summer is coming to an end! Where did the time go? Every day seems to pass by faster and faster. But, do you know what that means? It means that Halloween is right around the corner and it is one of the most fun party days, right? Plus, it means that all of your friends and loved ones are back from epic travel vacays so you need to celebrate. And…it is football season (can we hear… Continue Reading

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ROCK N’ BLING: Amy Winehouse & Ramones Inspired Accessories

By Melany on September 10, 2015 in Goodies, Snarky

Let me repeat! Bling and Rock n’ Roll are my favorite things! Amy Winehouse & Ramones inspired accessories from Chilli Beans are so much fun. Yes, that sentence might be a little confusing if you aren’t familiar with the brand Chilli Beans but I am here to introduce you and can assure you these aren’t your grandmother’s re-fried beans! Chilli Beans is a Brazilian Accessories label that has returned to its musical roots with limited edition Amy Winehouse and Ramones inspired pieces! This has everything I love in the world: Bling and Rock N’ Roll!! Amy Winehouse and Ramones inspired… Continue Reading

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Going #DestinationCountry With Jessica Northey for Pepsi Gulf Coast Jam 2015

By Melany on September 2, 2015 in Goodies

Hey y’all! That sounds a little weird coming from my rock n’ roll mouth but is super appropriate for this weekend’s festivities. I am stoked to have been invited by Jessica Northey (a.k.a. hostess with the mostest from CMChat and HeyStar) on behalf of Firestone Tires to cover the Pepsi Gulf Coast Summer Jam this Labor Day Weekend in Panama City, Florida. So, you know what that means? It means you better follow the both of us on social because we are sure to bring you super exclusive content from the show. And….if you are there…don’t forget to find us!… Continue Reading

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That Sh*t Cray: Kanye West MTV Video Vanguard NO!

By Melany on August 25, 2015 in Goodies, Snarky

Yes, you just read that right??!!!! I receive so many press releases but this one….I have to make time to share. Kanye West receives the video vanguard award from MTV. I can’t believe what I am reading. The music business has just solidified the fact that pop music is completely in the shitter. The music business has just solidified the fact that pop music is completely in the shitter. Click To Tweet LOS ANGELES, CA – August 25, 2015 – MTV is set to award Kanye West with the VMA’s highest honor, the “Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award,” for… Continue Reading

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You Say Rebellious, I Say Snarky Humor: Shoebox Cards

By Melany on August 25, 2015 in Goodies

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Shoebox. All snarky thoughts are of course my own. People love jokes and funny sayings. It is a given. We all love to laugh in one way or another. It is good for your soul. I don’t call myself the queen of snark for no reason. I know a thing or two about rebellious humor and love to live life in the snark lane. If you haven’t been paying attention “Snarky is witty but younger and better looking”. Life is hard enough as it is so I firmly believe… Continue Reading

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GO PRO. Win A GoPro Hero+ LCD Waterproof Camera

By Melany on August 17, 2015 in Goodies

Can you say GoPro? GOPRO!!! Me too! I can’t believe the summer is coming to an end! Can you? Wow. How time flies? But, before you travel to your last destination for summer make sure you enter for a chance to win a brand new GoPro Hero+ LCD Waterproof camera. I have the camera sitting right here and it looks so cool that I want one. But, I am going to give it away to you amazing people since you rock! Key Features: All-in-one awesome + touch-display convenience. Camera integrated in waterproof casing Ultra wide-angle glass Built in mic and… Continue Reading

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Ovation’s On The Record With Mick Rock 8/2/15: Kings Of Leon, Flaming Lips, Patti LaBelle, & Josh Groban

By Melany on August 1, 2015 in Goodies

Mick Rock is a British photographer, better known as “Man Who Shot the Seventies” because he has captured music royalty spanning the past few decades in all its glory. He refers to himself as the “One and only son of Mrs. Rock” and I love his snarky commentary as you can see in this clip from the new show on Ovation called On the Record with Mick Rock. The premier is this Sunday, August 2nd at 8PM EST and I will be tuning in for sure and tweeting along with the #MickRock. I love watching all shows that chronicle music… Continue Reading

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