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Win the Entire NEW derma e® Purifying Skincare Line Worth $150

Win the Entire NEW derma e® Purifying Skincare Line Worth $150

I love the summer! I am super active and out and about but running around in the heat sometimes leads to my skin being a little unhappy with me. How about you? There are so many skincare brands out there that sometimes it can be confusing to find the right one for your skin type. I am excited to announce derma e® just released a brand new Purifying Skincare Line. I am a huge fan or derma e®. I am a lover of their scar gel and swear by it but this new Purifying Line is pretty awesome and is… Continue Reading

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Win $200 of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

Win $200 Worth of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

If you know me you know I love my gold jewels. You will rarely find me not wearing some sort of bling. Bling in the ears, around the neck, circling my wrists and on the fingers! I need to wear some sort (a lot) of jewelry to feel fully dressed. So, when I received an email from Cate & Chloe with the subject title “Black and Gold Jewelry “I had to read more. These pieces are super snarky and fun just like me and I am excited to share them with you! Plus, Cate and Chloe run a VIP program… Continue Reading

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Tips To Feel Your Best During Allergy Season: What’s In My Bag?

I woke up like this with a little help from Zyrtec.

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of ZYRTEC®. You know that feeling. You wake up looking like the bottom of your shoe or a UFC fighter that was on the losing side of the Octagon. I know there are all these people sporting these shirts that say “ I Woke Up Like This” but they didn’t. Please. We all need a little help once in a while and by news feed, I know I am not the only one who suffers from ALLERGY FACE®. You know that look? Watery eyes and a stuffy, red nose are… Continue Reading

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Spring Beauty Essentials: evian® Facial Spray & Giveaway

Spring Beauty Essentials: evian® Facial Spray & Giveaway

My travel schedule is insane the next month! They are all good things though. I am off to Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tourney, then San Diego for Social Media Marketing World and then to New York for the Shorty Awards (fingers crossed because I am a finalist in blogger). With all this travel, my poor skin takes a beating. I mean really. So, I found this little trick a while back and it is called evian® Facial Spray. It is a little bottle so it fits in my purse and when I look a little less than snarky,… Continue Reading

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My Love Affair With Cars: Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale

Sometimes the best days and nights happen when you least expect them. We all know that I am totally OCD, ADD, a neurotic planner and write lists for my “to do” lists. But, there are those rare occasions where I am asked to do something that is not listed on my Icloud calendar and I suck it up, throw on a snarky outfit, paint on my Bobbi Brown black eyeliner, layer my Lancome mascara, drape (what some may think is too much gold around my neck aka Mr. T), grab a bling studded Valentino purse, paired with way too tall… Continue Reading

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Get Honest With Honestli: Win $50 Itunes Or Google Play Gift Card

Get honets with Honestli

I pride myself on bringing you the most honest and snarky reviews on life, products, events, apps and more. So, when Honestli contacted MOI with their new anonymous community giving people a forum to honestly express themselves via their app, I was intrigued. This is NOT a place for bullies, just honest expression and I love that. Each member can share their thoughts, opinions, vent on everyday life, and even confess their innermost desires or embarrassing mistakes! Honestli contacted the right blog to get the word out. Have you read my twitter rants before? I always say that you have to… Continue Reading

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Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART II

Tis the season to shop! Snarky holiday gift guide 2014 PART II

What did you think of the first part to the gift guide? I thought so? So, now you are pruned and need to get moving out of that hot tub! Time is a wasting and you have places to go and people to impress. Grab the Good Earth Beauty Exclusive products from the natural online beauty and grooming retailer Good Earth Beauty  and get yourself scrubbed and prepped for the evening from their shampoos to body washes so that you can smell like heaven. My two favs are the lip scrub which I could definitely eat – it smells that… Continue Reading

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Win $315 Monat Hair Care Package: The Natural & Healthy Hair Revolution

Last week I introduced you to Hairfinity Hair Vitamins, which gives hair healthy nourishment from the inside out. So, why not let you in on another little secret to my healthy hair and what I use on the outside to achieve my voluptuous locks? Introducing MONAT Hair! The Monat hair care line is a naturally based and contains oils that help hair grow thicker, longer, stronger, healthy and youthful with long-lasting results. We all want that right? Especially, since the weather is turning cold and our hair, skin and nails are thirsty and not for Grey Goose. What can we do to… Continue Reading

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The Higher The Hair The Closer To Healthy: Hairfinity

The Higher The Hair the closer to Healthy: Hairfinity

  Summer is now officially gone (well, almost even though it was in the 80’s in Arizona yesterday). I love the sun…like a lot, a lot but not in I rolled around in a bag of Dorritos kind of way. Side note: please chill on the self-tanner ladies and if you must rub yourself orange – blend it, k? No one likes to see streaks on the back of your legs. It is inevitable that when the weather changes not only do I lose my tan but my skin and nails take a hit as well. Haven’t you noticed that… Continue Reading

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Got Wrinkles? Win $290 of Nerium AD Face & Body Firm Cream

WIn Nerium AD

Got wrinkles? There is an app for that and Melanysguydlines has an exclusive opportunity for you to get rid of your wrinkles without sticking needles in your face. People always card me and I tell them to limit their botox consumption because too much of anything is not a good look. Talking to you Mr. Manilow and Mrs. Kidman. But, after my moving ordeal with Jiminy, I felt like I was looking a little “worked” and worn out. My friend told me about this cream she was using on her face to reduce wrinkles, fine lines, redness and sent me… Continue Reading

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