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What Would You Like To Print In 3D?

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A few weeks ago I attended the University of Arizona Wildcat Spirit Expo in Phoenix to celebrate the over 100 donors helping the Arizona NOW campaign reach it’s fundraising goals. It was an awesome event with alumni and future Wildcats. Congratulations to the University of Arizona! That is fantastic and thank you for the coolest 3D pic of yours truly! Check it out. Advancements in technology are amazing! Aren’t they? What would you like to print in 3D if you… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday

Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday

I can’t believe it is #dresslikeaslutday already. Where did 2016 go? It is almost 2017. WHAAAA? This Halloween, I’m hiding and going to TRY and catch up a little at home. If you have been following along I moved – again. I am never, ever moving again. So, with that said I am super far behind and won’t be strutting my “stuff” this Halloween. Bummer. I do love Halloweenie and so does Teddy Brewski! They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your price. Does this count? They said you have to kiss a lot of… Continue Reading

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Which Snarky Pool Floatie Are You?

Before this post fades away with the pool weather I better get it up! It is still hot outside! It is almost as hot as the devil’s mouth right now in Arizona and I want to get some new pool floats for my new pool. With so many choices out there where does one begin? If you could choose any pool floatie to float away on which would it be? There are so many choices out there I have no idea which float I want for my brand new pool so I thought I would put together a little quiz!… Continue Reading

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Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 2

Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 2

Continued from my previous post….. Did you read it? You should right here. The next interesting issue from my previous post is about social media influencers turning celebrity. Not like Brad Pitt celeb status but more like a Tila Tequila celeb status. Usually these C-D-listers, so called celebs are so entitled that they are here one day and gone the next. Out faster than onesies for the holidays. In this case, these people are usually managed or have agents like the guy I met a while back and is now feeling “holier than thou” trying to sign “digital” talent. He… Continue Reading

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Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

This post was written a few months back while visiting Los Angeles (I got out for good this time because I served two full sentences there and have not looked back since) and I have been so busy that I did not get around to sharing then but am making time right now! This is an important post and describes the difference between a celebrity and influencer in snarky terms, of course. Ahh Hollywood. You never cease to provide me with ample amounts of snarky material to address on this here blog. I love you for that (and just that)…. Continue Reading

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Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest

OMG! Be forewarned, this is one of the cutest things you will read all day! Evite just launched a new Pet Party Themed category with invitations and correspondence cards. How cute is that? I can’t get enough of the options on the Evite site. Seriously? Where does one start? I wanted to throw a football pawty for Teddy since he is named after Teddy Bruschi (the football player, of course) and they had the cutest Evite on the site. Look! LOVE! Touchdown! But, the problem is there are no football games on right now and I want to throw Teddy… Continue Reading

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My Top Dog Teddy Brewski Digs TopDogDinners

My Top Dog Teddy Brewski Digs TopDogDinners

You all know Teddy Brewski is my child, I mean dog (same thing) so I am super picky about everything I feed him. I watch what I eat so shouldn’t I be concerned with what my fluffy, four-legged best friend puts in his belly? He is already Internet famous so I need to keep up his athletic figure to ensure he is happy, healthy and enjoying every second of his fame and living up to Teddy Bruschi football player status. Plus, recently I discovered that small dog breeds are prone to lipid deposits on the eyes, which means they can… Continue Reading

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Bye-Bye Fine Lines: Win $305 Of Derma MD Exclusive Beauty Products

Bye-Bye Fine Lines: Win $305 Of Derma MD Exclusive Beauty Products

Happy Wednesday people! I am back and obeying doctor’s orders spending only 20 minutes on and off the computer at a time. This is challenging for sure but you only get one set of eyes and you better bet that I am going to do everything I can to protect them! If you don’t know, I had a little accident and have been out of commission for the past two weeks. But, during that time away from the computer I have been able to test, try and fall in love with a beauty and cosmetic brand called Derma MD. The… Continue Reading

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Putting The Eye Back In MelanysGuydlines: Dr. Stephen Cohen Of Doctor My Eyes

Putting The Eye Back In MelanysGuydlines: Dr. Stephen Cohen Of Doctor My Eyes

Happy Friday! I know it has been a few weeks since I have written a post. This is the longest time since starting my blog that I haven’t posted and it feels a little weird and a little eye opening (pun intended). I had an accident on my way to the Blogpaws conference two weeks ago. I was rushing because I am always totally over-committed and stabbed myself in my left eye with a round bristle brush. It hurt. Badly. I was and am mad at myself that I created this injury and tried to shake it off the best… Continue Reading

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BlogPaws 2016: A Social Media Conference for My Dog, Teddy Brewski

BlogPaws 2016: A Social Media Conference for My Dog, Teddy Brewski

Teddy Brewski and I have been so busy with his birthday, my birthday, my parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, buying a new house (YAY), Father’s Day giveaways and gift guides that we have had very little time to blog! We do want to thank everyone for all the well wishes and congratulate the winner of the Father’s Day Overstock giveaway, as it was the biggest and most successful to date! The contest had nearly 150,000 entries and our winner Nora G from Florida is beyond stoked! She is so excited and so I am to have a winner that appreciates her… Continue Reading

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It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To

It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To

Another year. Another Birthday. But, this year is going to be the best yet because I have been reciting my mantra and putting these things into place. It is one thing to say them and it is another thing to actually do what you say. So, for my Birthday this year: – I am not doing anything I don’t actually want to do. – I am not feeling obligated to anyone. – I am only doing what makes me happy. So, if you missed it here is the mantra…… Sound like a plan? I do have a little wish though…. Continue Reading

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Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

I have been scouring the Internet for the BEST Father’s Day gift ideas for all of you! My dad is super cool and loves a lot of things especially the Warriors! GO DUBS! But, he also loves snarky products I give him as I am a professional shopper and blogger. But, we all know that. So, let me share a few of these finds with you. What do you think? 1. Overstock everything especially the Father’s Day gift basket I am giving away! Have you entered yet? You should. Good luck. Remember it includes 15 fatherly-approved items such as a… Continue Reading

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