I wonder why every time I wear no makeup – I get hit on? But, if I am dressed to the nines guys seem to duck under tables. It is so weird. Does wearing makeup make me unapproachable? Or do guys just really like to pick up on girls that look young? I mean every time I am sans makeup I get carded. Thank you – this is awesome but I am totally confused by it. I get carded without makeup often (even though I think this is a quasi-creepy attempt for the bouncer to get all my personal details) but I get hit on too. For example, last week I was sitting at my slot machine in Las Vegas and a cute guy hit on me. Not once, but twice. He came back around the avenue of the slots I was playing an hour later to see if I was winning and to give me his digits. What was I wearing you ask? Lululemons, Tshirt and no makeup! The same night I got in an elevator for a formal party and there was a cute guy in the lift and he said I smelled amazing. Conversation ended there. Weird.
But, if I post a pic on Facebook or IG I get more likes with makeup? What is going on guys? Makeup (ha) your minds!
It is the old story- either you are too skinny or too fat. Like when Jessica Simpson wore those god awful high wasted jeans and was slammed all over the media for it. Hello? It was a bad angle. Now, all I see are girls asses eating shorts as soon as the summer months roll along. I am pretty sure food is served during the summer months so not sure why they are eating shorts. If the shorts are too short – it does not look good! Trust me. But, no worries because everyone is either too fat or too skinny and there is no way around it. My advice is wear what looks good on you and not what you see in the magazines because 9 times out of 10 you will never (or would never want) to look like that.
Why are girls butts eating shorts? If hungry they should just try food. I heard they serve food during the summer months when it is hot!
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) May 24, 2014
I know – pretty random but I am just wondering how, where, what and when to do how, where, what and when? It is confusing. Also, it is amazing to me how many stupid people post things that they know nothing about and won’t let the subject matter go. I mean there is such thing as too much. Too much dumb. Please stop. But, have you ever noticed that dumb girls seem to have it a lot easier than girls with a brain? I just don’t get it.
Please make all the stupid people shut up. If you can’t do that can you at least limit their internet connection
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) May 25, 2014
MelanysGuydline #67- Too much of anything is no good. Find a happy medium and stay with it. Plus, people will always know where you stand on things. You know? Like wearing horrible butt eating shorts!
**Stay snarky my friends!**