You’re wearing THAT to watch the game?
I like to think of myself as a real man – I drink beer, watch my fair share of sports and I can actually grow a beard.
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Dixon’s dating and dining desires
Once I’m in a committed relationship with a beautiful woman (or at least committed to spending time trying to get her in the sack), I love bringing food into the mix. I’m not talking about food entering the boudoir unless it’s room service after a 24-hour Vegas bender – I’m talking about dinner dates.
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American Idol: Nicki Minaj or Fran Drescher’s “The Nanny”
I can barely watch American Idol this year. Just listening to Nikki Minaj’s voice makes me want to jump out my window. The show with Fran Drescher, The Nanny– yeah, that is what Nikki sounds like. Since when does she…
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In Defense of Dick Pics: A Guy’s Perspective
The world of online dating is a tricky one. And if the Manti Te’o story and other “Catfishing” tales have taught us anything, it’s that you can’t trust everything on the internet. Who’s to say who (or what) is on the other end of that phone or computer. This is why I send girls dick pics.
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Dixon Richard From a guy’s perspective for the “guy’d”lines. Our “guy’d” blogger
Meet Dixon Richard – Our “guy’d” blogger Dixon Richard is a 34-year old, single man, based in Chicago. He is originally from Brooklyn and has not lost his edge from moving to the Midwest. When not checking out the local…
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One Hit Wonder Rihanna: Former musician, queen of shitty Instagram and slutty runway shows
Close your eyes and try to remember the first time you heard Rihanna and didn’t get her confused with some cookie-cutter American transplant pop stars (whether or not you have working ears and a halfway decent taste in music is beside the point, but I will judge you regardless).
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Melanysguydlines 2.0 Oscar Style -All snark, all true. One hit wonder too!
You all already know me from melanysguydlines.com but I thought it was about time that I step out from behind my avatar’s shadow and introduce the REAL Mel G and Teddy B.
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Hall of Shame-Dating Story #1
A little follow up to my last post about Valentines Day possibly being the worst dating holiday of the year (promise not to discuss this for another year). Of course, me being ME – I did receive a weird pre-Valentine…
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