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Snarky Relationship & Social Media Tips from Vegas

I am deliriously typing this from Las Vegas and rocking out to Metallica on 92.3 KOMP (which is now giving me an aggressive burst of energy). So, please forgive me for the briefness and random nature of the post. I do love Las Vegas but unfortunately when people tell me that I will find love when I least expect it – they LIE! I have been here for almost 7 days, not looking and found nada. So – boo! Oh, and please stop asking single people, “Why are you still single?” because if you do, I give them all permission… Continue Reading

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WIN Beats by Dre Wireless Headphones

Greetings from Las Vegas! I am here in sin city getting my blogging nerd on but did not forget about my favorite people! I asked, you replied and I listened for what you wanted most for the next giveaway. And without further adieu… A little birdy gave me wireless headphones – aka “Beats by Dre” and they are amazing if I do say so myself. Color black and so fantastic. All the controls are from the headset and they are yours to win and rock like a champ. You know how much I love my music and this is a… Continue Reading

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Happy New Year 2014: With or Without Resolutions

Happy New Year 2014: With or Without Resolutions

Happy New Year! Welcome 2014! I am so happy that I am not going to be hung-over, broke, waking up next to a goat or hungry from celebrating getting ripped off on New Years Eve (aka amateur hour). Not sure what the fascination is about going out to celebrate a day in the month of a calendar with 365 days? Yes, I realize that I sound like my parents. Cheers to getting another year older, wiser, and a little bit more in love with my couch. Shouldn’t we celebrate everyday? I know some of you reading this may be drunk,… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays, Congrats & Giveaways for 2014!

happy holidays and congrats

Happy “weird days between Christmas and New Years Day where no one is really working” and I missed the memo! I just realized that I have been working for the last two hours without the sweet tunes of Tesla or Ratt in my ears so I am going to make this short and sweet (like Teddy Brewski and I). Congratulations to Laurel from WA! She is the winner of the Kindle Fire HD! I am so stoked for her! Thank you to EVERYONE who entered, supported, commented, liked, followed, and rocked this contest! I am on my way to send… Continue Reading

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Being Single for the Holidays-Yeah?!

Being single for the holidays

  Happy holidays MG fans! Wishing you the most wonderful holiday (whatever holiday it is that you celebrate without offending you). A fellow blogger asked me to write a piece about what it is like being single during the holidays and  I know a thing or two about this topic (unfortunately or fortunately). Thanks Karen -for the great topic. This is one of my favorites!   In a perfect world I would love to have a kickass companion, boyfriend, mate, or husband along with a perfectly trained dog to spend the holidays with (aren’t they the same? No? Oh). In… Continue Reading

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Win a FREE Kindle Fire 7” HD from Melanysguydlines!

I know how much we ALL love to read so I am giving you a chance to practice reading my blogs on a New Kindle Fire HD! One promise you must make me is that you will bookmark this site and all of my social media channels?? DEAL? DONE! Melanysguydlines wants to wish you and your family a happy and healthy holiday season by giving you a chance to win: Kindle Fire All-New Kindle Fire 7″ Tablet, Now in HD 7″ HD Display, Wi-Fi, 8GB *  Experience movies, TV, and games, and more on a stunning HD display (216 ppi… Continue Reading

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Dating Hall of Shame VIP

Here is a SUPER special (I mean SPECIAL, but not in a good way) nod to this dipshit into the Dating Hall of Shame VIP Platinum club! I have to give this guy an A+ for effort and an F for being the F@#$#@ing most oblivious and annoying online and texting dater ever!  DUDE  – get a clue! I have not answered 1 text from you EVER and the first one here was dated back in September. If I didn’t live in LA, I would probably be married to a huge, successful, fantastic, man by now. We could be living… Continue Reading

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Back in LALAland: Hollyweird

While you are reading this, there is a good possibility that I am still waiting for YouTube to upload a 5 minute video. You would think in this day and age I would just have to clap and it would be uploaded. You know like the clapper? Clap on, clap off. WTF is going on here? So, while I wait for one of the most painful experiences in life (waiting for a telephone/internet/cable repair man to show up and fix something properly the first time) you are going to have to watch this video I snuck through the internet waves… Continue Reading

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Color Me Bad: Naughty or Nice

Hello MG fans. So, I have been slammed since my return from Arizona and the holiday season madness. I am doing my best to catch up with publicist requests, tinder matches (separate blog post for this and there are more perverts to be discovered every day), training Teddy Brewski, thinking of YouTube videos for your viewing pleasure, not eating the entire house, and needing a wheelbarrow to go to the gym. As I have mentioned to you in the past, I will only write about things publicists send me that I find interesting and funny. About a month ago, two… Continue Reading

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Thanksgiving 2013 – Thanks & almost full

So, it is time for me to write another Thanksgiving post. I can’t believe that I have been writing this blog long enough and with success to be able to do another installment of “What I am thankful for….” 2014 installment. I wish I could say this year has been easy but it has not. I work my ass off everyday on this entertainment thing and am so proud of what I have accomplished. I wish more people would actively support! Every bit helps. Yeah – I am talking to you and YOU! So, like, thumbs up, share, subscribe, and… Continue Reading

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Oh baby? What is that shit?

Last week was so hectic that I forgot to write a blog post with my latest YouTube video!! I am falling down on the job but I guess during this time of thanks I am thankful that I can’t get fired. If I fired myself, that would be no fun. So, while I am trying to put together the “What I am thankful for this year” post I will present you with this video which makes me laugh every time I watch it. At least, I know I can make myself laugh. In the video you will find my recap… Continue Reading

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Melany’s Movember Mutterings

I have had a very busy week and wanted to blog about some of the highlights and things I observed along the way. These may be a bit random but welcome to the inner workings of my overactive brain. -Gyms are weird. People do strange things there. Like jump onto machines and look uncoordinated and uncomfortable performing physical motions at inappropriate speeds. When these motions look as they are injuring several parts of their bodies, it probably is injuring several parts of their bodies. If you look like a spaz on the machine, I am sure that you end up… Continue Reading

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