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I’m On An Influencer Tour With Cox Business Supporting Startups

By on June 24, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits, Relationships
Get Started 757 with cox business and Inc magazine

As most of you know I spend the better part of my life on a plane or traveling in a car with my boyfriend a.k.a. my suitcase. He is great but I just wish he would carry his own stuff because I am tired of pushing him around. What’s the fun in that? While working in the music business I always thought I would be on tour with a rock band but find myself 10 years later touring cities I have never been to while representing Cox Business and Inc. Magazine at stellar events around the country. I support and… Continue Reading

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Win $200 of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

By on June 24, 2015 in Goodies
Win $200 Worth of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

If you know me you know I love my gold jewels. You will rarely find me not wearing some sort of bling. Bling in the ears, around the neck, circling my wrists and on the fingers! I need to wear some sort (a lot) of jewelry to feel fully dressed. So, when I received an email from Cate & Chloe with the subject title “Black and Gold Jewelry “I had to read more. These pieces are super snarky and fun just like me and I am excited to share them with you! Plus, Cate and Chloe run a VIP program… Continue Reading

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4 Steps to “Win” the Break-Up

By on June 23, 2015 in Relationships
4 Steps to “Win” the Break-Up

Thank you to Kristin O’Brien for this guest post about winning after a break-up. Take it away! When a relationship comes to an end, it can be hard to keep from over-analyzing the situation and worrying yourself over what went wrong. If you’ve just gone through a tough break-up, the best thing you can do is to take the opportunity to get reacquainted with yourself. Find ways to remember all the reasons you love yourself and all of the reasons you are independently fantastic. Of course, it’s hard not to constantly check in on what your ex is doing through… Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day: The Snarky Version

By on June 21, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
Happy snarky fathers day

I have been waiting since Mother’s Day to post this photo my mom found of my dad! Guess which one he is? Yep, the one on the left. Nice bird. Ha!! This probably explains where my sense of humor comes from!! Lol. Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy ever! I love you and wish I was there to spend this day together. Thank you for being the best ever! Hugs n’ Kissezz from Gizmo, Teddy Brewski and me of course!! ‪ So, does this explain where I get my snarky from? So, does this explain where I get my… Continue Reading

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6 Things Every Girl Should Know About Relationships

By on June 15, 2015 in Relationships
6 Things Every Girl Should Know About Relationships

One thing I’ve noticed about girls is that they tend to romanticize relationships. There are plenty of ladies out there who think that getting with someone is the answer to all their problems. Well, it’s not. A relationship is not the main course – it’s more of a side dish. That means that it should be a bonus, rather than everything to you. When you get with someone, you have to know that it’s what you want. Here are six things every girl should know about relationships. #1 Both of you have to work at it Relationships are two-sided things…. Continue Reading

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The Best TV Shows To Snuggle Up And Watch With Your Boyfriend

By on June 12, 2015 in Relationships
The Best TV Shows To Snuggle Up And Watch With Your Boyfriend

It is my BIRTHDAY today so why not have Laura (one of our writers) post so I can continue to celebrate? Let’s talk TV shows and snuggling with boyfriends. Take it away….. We all love to lounge around in our comfortable clothes after a long day at work. If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend who wants to spend time with you, it might be wise to plan your viewing schedule in advance. The issue is that most of the best TV shows are made up of hundreds of episodes at the current time. So, starting to watch… Continue Reading

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Blow Me: It’s My Birthday

By on June 11, 2015 in Snarky
Blow Me it's my bday!

NA NA NA NA NA NA you say it’s your birthday! It is my Birthday too…..tomorrow (June 12). But, who is counting? I stopped a long time ago. Cheers to all of you! Thank you for making MelanysGuydlines so much fun. It has been a wild ride these past few years but cheers to many, many more! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors to win tonight)! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors… Continue Reading

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I Created A Snarky Holiday

By on June 8, 2015 in Snarky
If doughnuts can have a holiday, I can create a new holiday. National don't be an asshole day. Now, who do I need to talk to to make that happen?

Today is the beginning of my birthday week! Yay! My mom is flying (to Arizona and yes it is hot) to play with me all week long so I will probably be doing a lot more shopping and a lot less blogging. I hope you can forgive me if I am a little MIA for the next few days but I need to shop and shop some more. But, before I go I  leave you with a snarky guydline for your viewing pleasure. This is for all of you posting pics of fried dough while I am on a cleanse…. Continue Reading

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Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

By on June 3, 2015 in Goodies
Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

I just hung up the phone with my mother discussing the difficulty in finding a cool Father’s Day card. I mean, why is it so hard to get something unique or funny for him? Is that too much to ask for on his day? Do I need to customize a card for him? Thankfully, I found a gift that I can customize for my dad. How cool does that sound? SHHH…… don’t tell him but I am getting him the DROID Turbo by Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon. You know I never like to be the same as anyone else… Continue Reading

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The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl

By on June 1, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

  Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend. You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in… Continue Reading

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A Guide to Staying Connected to Your Long-Distance BFF

By on May 27, 2015 in Relationships

Please enjoy this guest post! This time we are talking BFF’s and how important it is to stay connected no matter how far away the two of you live from one another. (I totally agree that surprising a BFF is super fun and she will love you for it. My BFF always surprised me for every Birthday until I moved to be closer to her in Arizona.) Enjoy and thank you for the tips! Your BFF is your rock, your everything. She knows you so well that she can even finish your sentences. Whether you’ve had the same best friend… Continue Reading

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