Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines

How To Make Your Valentine’s Day Special When Sticking To A Budget

By Laura on February 7, 2016 in Relationships

You don’t have to spend a lot of money to celebrate any holiday! Valentine’s Day is no different. Check out some great suggestions from Laura on how to make your Valentine’s Day special while on a budget! Valentine’s day should be all about showing your partner just how much they mean to you. But if your bank balance is still recovering from the holidays, you may be concerned that it won’t be particularly special this year. Expensive gifts and dining at fancy restaurants may be what is traditionally expected on this day. But these are not always the best way… Continue Reading

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Grab Your (Love) Life by the Horns with Some Big Changes

By Laura on February 5, 2016 in Relationships

Another great post from Laura with suggestions on what we all can do to make our love lives better. I was just talking about this with a friend. You must be happy with yourself before you can be happy in a relationship, right? Thanks Laura and happy weekend! How can you be successful in your love life if you don’t have the rest of your life together? Some women might feel like their romantic relationship is the only good thing they have. However, if you’re not having much luck with romance, it could be because you need to focus on… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

By Melany on February 2, 2016 in Goodies

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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Valentine’s Day Fashion Picks: Morana Jewelry

By Melany on February 1, 2016 in Goodies

Happy February!! I can’t believe it is already February. Can you? Wow! But, you know what that means. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and you should start thinking about what you are going to wear or give your sweetheart for this lovely holiday. Be honest! What woman doesn’t love receiving and wearing awesome jewelry? Don’t worry I am here to introduce you to my new favorite fashion jewelry line that is affordable and has so many options you can be sure to find whatever “blingy” style you are looking to rock! You know I love my jewels… Continue Reading

Sevendust For The Win: 58th GRAMMY Awards Best Metal Performance

By Melany on January 26, 2016 in Goodies

Sevendust For The Win: Best Metal Performance For The 58th GRAMMY Awards

As you all know, I am a rocker and pulling for one of my favorite Metal Bands for a Grammy this year a.k.a. Sevendust! I am so excited that they are being recognized as the Rockstars they are with their nomination for “Thank You” as best Metal performance for the 58th GRAMMY Awards. If you have not read my post about my dinner with lead singer Lajon Witherspoon from Sevendust…you should. By now, we all know that I am a rocker and in my past life I worked in the music business doing marketing for rock bands. I bleed rock… Continue Reading

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The Ultimate Guide To Perfect Skin

By Laura on January 25, 2016 in Snarky

Happy Monday! A few tips for perfect skin! Thank Laura. We all want to know the secrets to beautiful skin. Good looking skin is the key to self confidence and feeling great. If you want perfect skin, then today’s your lucky day. In this guide, I’ll give you some tips to help you achieve your skin goals: Diet If you want perfect skin, you have to pay attention to what you’re eating. A lot of people get horrible skin because they’re eating loads of bad foods. Anything that is greasy and full of fat will be awful for your skin…. Continue Reading

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How to Give Your Love Life a Quick Boost

By Laura on January 22, 2016 in Relationships

This is a lovely post just in time for Valentines Day! I am going to take some of these suggestions and use them. So should you! Thanks Laura for another great post. Valentine’s day is just around the corner, so you might want to perk your love life up a little before it arrives. Whether you’re currently in a relationship or you’re as free as a bird, here are some tips to give your love life a quick boost: Focus on Your Daily Habits Your daily habits will have a lot to do with the state of your current relationship… Continue Reading

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Beverly Hills Ain’t So 9021-OHHH!

By Melany on January 19, 2016 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

I am in Beverly Hills right now doing one of the most dreaded task a person has to do…..pack a house and move! So, while I am traveling my mom and I thought it would be fun to treat ourselves to a suite at the SLS Hotel. WRONG! This has been anything but relaxing and I would have been better off sleeping on the hardwood floor of my house with no bedding, no electricity, and curled up next to piles of cardboard boxes (which roaches love to breed in- BTW). This hotel charges a lot of money for us to… Continue Reading

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Create A Relaxing Room For All Seasons

By Laura on January 13, 2016 in Snarky

Do I have a story for you? As you know, I am traveling in Los Angeles this week so I need a few more days to put my snarky touch on the post. You are going to love it. But, not to fear! Laura is here to save the day with while I gather more ridiculous information for my post. Take it away Laura. It’s really nice to see those room makeovers that have a particular theme. They can be stylish and inspiring. You can get carried away with a theme and for a while the novelty is all you need…. Continue Reading

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Make Your Eyes Pop With These Beauty Tips

By Laura on January 10, 2016 in Snarky

Happy Sunday! I am off to LA for the week and hoping to use some of these makeup tricks tonight on my big brown eyes! Mom and I are going out on the town in Beverly Hills for the Golden Globes and will take a lot of pics for your viewing pleasure. If you know me, you know I love my eye makeup and this post from Laura is awesome….as usual. It’s no secret that getting eye makeup right is no easy task, at least, I don’t think so anyway. Eye makeup – eyeshadow, mascara and liner, can sometimes feel… Continue Reading

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The Ultimate Guide to Getting Him the Right Gift

By Laura on January 8, 2016 in Relationships

This post from Laura rocks! Getting your guy the best gift can be so challenging, right? So, check out this guide to getting your man the RIGHT gift! Take special note because Valentines Day is right around the corner and The V-day gift idea is awesome! I would love a unique experience like that. Anyone want to be my Valentine? Happy shopping 🙂 There are lots of times when you might have to buy your guy a gift. Some of them come around every year, and others are rare events. It might be his birthday, Valentine’s Day, Christmas or your… Continue Reading

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Date Night Fashion Tips For Wowing Him

By Laura on January 7, 2016 in Relationships

I am so thankful to Laura this week as she has written tons of great posts for you and is helping me so I can catch up! I will be out of town next week and hoping to get some great shots at the Golden Globes parties! But have no fear, there is never a lack of snarky, guydlines including these dating and fashion tips for you! Take notes from this post….. So you’ve got a date with Mr. Right, but you’re starting to stress out about what to wear. First dates are stressful enough, without the added worry of… Continue Reading

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