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Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate Without Me Insulting You!

I can’t believe it is already hump day, the middle of spring break for you lucky young people, 2 days into the trek through the desert for those who eat unleavened bread, and almost hipity-hopity time! I just bought some Bamboo plants at Lowes (they are good luck plants because they barely need to be watered to survive -this is already good luck in my book) and saw eggs that actually hatch flowers. I want one. I mean I do! How cool -eggs that hatch flowers. I either need sleep or need to get out more if eggs entertain me this much.

But, the point of this post is to tell you that my week has been crazy and it was hard for me to get a post going with my parents and dogs taking over my establishment. They are wonderful parents and I wouldn’t trade them for the world but I can’t get anything done with them here. I also I have a great idea for a new blog and that is talking about BEING FLAKEY and FLAKES! Listen, some of us do it. But, don’t! Don’t do it! You will have hell to pay if you do it to me too many times. Maybe not hell – but for sure be the subject of a blog post and ranting on social media. It sucks and I am coming up with a humorous post about it (straddling bitchy and honest asshole but not too bitchy and not too asshole).

Lastly, this random post is to be advised that even though the Heartbleed Bug says it does not effect you  – it does. Take my word for it. I think people should Heartbleed for me since I can’t find a “dateable” date and don’t have friends who will not flake on me in LALA land.

BTW- I did get hacked. Not once, but twice. So, I will say it again! HACK OFF & GO HACK YOURSELF.

HACK OFF

I MEAN IT! TEDDY BREWSKI BITES HARD!

Happy whatever holiday you celebrate that I won’t offend wishing you on Melanysguydlines! Enjoy and happy happy from my family to yours.

ALSO -I am seriously thinking about adopting Teddy Brewski a best friend. Seriously. Any ideas? At least we know he or she will be a non-flakey friend.

Until next week……

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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2 Responses to Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate Without Me Insulting You!

  1. Jamie April 21, 2014 at 8:28 am #

    Thanks for the good wishes. Can always count on you for putting your edge into it.

    • Melany April 21, 2014 at 9:35 am #

      Thanks!

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