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Happy Halloween-ie: Dress Like A Slut Day

Happy Halloween-ie to all of you! Halloween or Hoe-loween has become such a weird and slightly disturbing holiday. I don’t know when it became the norm to feel the need to wear less than ample amount of clothing on October 31st, but most feel the urge to do so. I (think I helped) coin the term “Dress Like A Slut Day” last year during one of my most watched YouTube videos because I am always honest and lets call a spade a spade, right? Now, it is funny (or sad) that #dresslikeaslutday is a hashtag on twitter.  

 

So, while you are out tonight wearing a slutty taco, watermelon, kitty, or nurse outfit – remember how cute you used to look when you dressed like something much more appropriate with fluffy bunny ears, tails and did not show off every part of your body meant to be hidden for most to never see.

Happy Halloweenie - #dresslikeaslutday

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

BTW – as I was walking through the Spirit Halloween store I snapped a few pics of costumes and am not totally certain that most of us have a choice of G rated costumes to choose from except if you are a man or part of a couple. Couple costumes are dumb….like really dumb and I am definitely not a man. Plus, I am pretty sure would secure my “singledumb” place in this world forever plus going against my healthy eating, Isagenix pledge if I dressed like a piece of bacon or hamburger for Halloween. Just a wild guess.

Dress like a slut day!  Halloween

I have never seen a superhero like that, have you?

Halloween Dress like a slut day!

Guilty of more than a conscience if you dress like that!

Halloween Dress like a slut day!

It is a real possibility that some of you could be locked up for some of the outfits I see on Halloween.

Halloween Dress like a slut day!

You STINK! But, not in a good way?

Halloween Dress like a slut day! Miley Cyrus

Giving Teddy a bad name! JUST STOP!

Halloween Dress like a slut day!

Halloween – ie!

dumb halloween costumes

OMG – really?

Dumb Halloween costumes couples

I don’t date PB.

dumb hallowee costumes

BACON? HA~

So, don’t be a trick but go have some treats for me. Be safe and #dresslikeaslut day is sure to live on way past this post.

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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8 Responses to Happy Halloween-ie: Dress Like A Slut Day

  1. Amy October 31, 2014 at 2:59 pm #

    A slutty skunk. I have now seen everything. Honestly, I kind of like that cheeseburger costume. I’m surprised there isn’t a slutty cheeseburger for women.

    • Melany October 31, 2014 at 3:02 pm #

      HA! You can always start the trend! LOL

  2. Amanda October 31, 2014 at 6:17 pm #

    Amy – Well, there’s this: http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Hamburger-Costume.php

    • Melany November 4, 2014 at 1:21 pm #

      OMG! Too funny! LOL

  3. Vicky October 31, 2014 at 6:57 pm #

    I was getting a kick for them. I told my son next your I want to be menopausal barbie or better yet Kiim Kardashian haha

    • Melany November 4, 2014 at 1:22 pm #

      Ha – do they make those? Maybe you should create them!

  4. Heather C November 5, 2014 at 4:36 pm #

    I always call it “Halloween doesn’t mean your body just got hot” day.

    • Melany November 6, 2014 at 3:45 pm #

      Love that! May have to title next years video with that! LOL

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