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Win $100 To Stub Hub & Take Me With You

By on July 16, 2014 in Goodies
Contest for stub hub

UPDATE to my psycho ex Jiminy Cricket saga. I moved out, got alimony and secured custody of Teddy Brewksi. I WIN! I WIN! Now, I am giving you a chance to win $100 to StubHub. Plus, I am cricket free and ready to celebrate! Partnering with my girl Helene from Helene In Between again for this giveaway. She is off to Europe and I am off to, well, …..NO WHERE (and am excited about it and not having to pack and unpack). While Helene travels Europe and I stop traveling, kick back and set out what I was meant to… Continue Reading

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Pepper Spray, My New Accessory: As Seen On The Steve Harvey Show

By on July 10, 2014 in Goodies
pepper spray accessories

It is no secret that I deal with creeps on a daily basis. I had enough of the guys who “drive their rent” in LA and decided to relocate to the dessert in the middle of the summer for a little while. Yes, I know it is 115 degrees and hot but I love it here. I am a Wildcat for life and Arizona holds a special place in my heart for so many reasons. This time around, I am in Scottsdale checking things (and MEN) out to see if I like it. So far, I love Arizona and the… Continue Reading

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Win $300 of Art from UGallery – Your Choice!

By on June 4, 2014 in Goodies
U Gallery

HI! Happy one week before my B’day….and I am off to Las Vegas.  I am packed. If I don’t have it  – I will buy it. But, before I leave I have more gifts for all of you! I wouldn’t leave the snarky people without something fun to chew on for the weekend. You know me better than that! I promised you something different last week and I am here to deliver the good news! Remember that cool site UGallery I introduced you to a few posts back? Well, Melanysguydlines and UGallery are bringing you a special chance to win… Continue Reading

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Win $115 to Target (pronounce with French accent)

By on May 30, 2014 in Goodies

Happy Friday All! I am giving away stuff like crazy lately! My Bday is soon so I though I should give you another chance to win something just because I want to (do I really need an excuse to appreciate you?) PLUS -Remember to check back next week as we have something totally dope for all of you! Seriously, I want it. Remember my girl Helene from Helene In Between? Well, we have teamed up with some other bloggers to give you a chance to win $115 to Target  – that is Target (pronounce again but with a French accent)…. Continue Reading

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UGallery – Online Art Gallery Fit For Everyone

By on May 28, 2014 in Goodies
Unsweetened by Michela Mussera

I don’t know about you but I move a lot! I mean I have moved quite a bit throughout my adult life and in college a total of 5 times in 4 and a half years. Yeah, dad was not too happy about that but the moving company loved me. There was a guy who looked like pop-eye and would literally throw 3 huge boxes on his back and walk backward up flights of stairs. It was awesome. With all the moving I did I always needed a piece of art to go on a wall and I could never… Continue Reading

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The Movie Network: Dedicated To You!

By on May 27, 2014 in Goodies
The Movie Network - Neighbors

I do live in LALAland aka Hollywood and everyone here wants to be a star. I meet Writers, Directors, Producers, Actresses, Actors and the combination of all of the above on a daily basis. I hear about so many movies and never really know what is good or bad until I actually see the film. With the advent of social media influencers holding the key to introducing audiences to exciting and great new brands I am happy to introduce you to The Movie Network. The Movie Network is not your average Fandago – type website. You can find local movie… Continue Reading

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Win Total $325 from Tego Audio: Wireless Speaker + Power Grid for 3 Winners

By on May 22, 2014 in Goodies
Tego audio

Happy almost Memorial Day weekend and the official kick off to summer 2014! I am not sure if my last trip out of town fried my brain from staring at slot machines too long but I thought we still had one more week until my fav BBQ weekend. Well, we don’t and it is here. I better go get my chicken from Costco before they run out. Seriously, I literally just got back from Las Vegas and am leaving my clean clothes and accessories in my suitcase since I will be right back on a plane to rock out to… Continue Reading

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It’s Hot in Here: Snarky Summer Top Picks

By on May 14, 2014 in Goodies
ACTTOP Picks

……(Try and say that title fast – I dare you!) Well, time is flying by this year. The older I get the faster it goes. I have been blogging and social media– ing away and now it is post Mother’s Day, a few weeks closer to another 30ish’ish Bday, Father’s Day and my awesome (and patient) parent’s anniversary. If you keep up with me on social media (you should if you don’t because you are missing out on great stuff) you can see that I have been traveling like crazy. But, never fear I am here to combine the best… Continue Reading

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Bringing Sexy Back: Enter & Win $190 Love Massage Box from Hello Cheri

By on May 7, 2014 in Goodies
Love and MAssage Box -

I always say I will never post anything on the blog that will embarrass my parents or I will look back in a few years and want to crawl under a table from OMG syndrome. With that said, I am all about finding love and cherishing the one you love (if I could ever find him-where is he hiding???) I also don’t think you need one specific day to show your partner that you love them like the Hallmark holiday of Valentines Day. You should appreciate each other every day and no one should tell you when, where and why…. Continue Reading

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Izola Style: Snarky Flasks & More, Plus Enter to Win

By on May 1, 2014 in Goodies

After wading through tons of emails the past few weeks I came across one from a site that I absolutely love. The items that caught my attention first are the flasks (should not be surprising to any of you because I have to carry my Grey Goose in style). They are super cute, snarky and make a great addition to summer gifts or just as a gift to yourself (because you deserve it). I know I deserve one or five drinks after this nightmarish week I have had. Izola is not like any other run of the mill flask company…. Continue Reading

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Bikini Time: Enter To Win $165 from Lululemon

By on April 25, 2014 in Goodies

I am partnering up with one of my favorite bloggers from HeleneInBetween to give you the opportunity to win $165 to Lululemon so you can make sure that you rock those itsy, bitsy bikinis in style (but please leave the makeup at home)! Read below to enter and win! GOOD LUCK and happy almost summer! Now, all I need is a drink with a little umbrella in it (but not too sweet a drink)…..oh, and a nice travel companion. While you are at it – check out some of the other ladies in the giveaway! Now, get to the gym!… Continue Reading

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10 Winners, 10 L’Essential Vapor Couture Kits Worth A Total $650

By on March 29, 2014 in Goodies

You asked for it and here it is! Another giveaway! I love giving my readers snarky things and you can’t get much snarkier than the L’Essential kits from Vapor Couture. If you have been reading my past few posts you know that Vapor Couture is the only ecig exclusively designed for women. It’s about time. No more batons for me. Vapor Couture features an ultra-thin jewel tripped rechargeable ecig. Not only that, but they rock some super sexy accessories for you not to break your Vapor Couture ecigs. They offer leather clutches to sterling silver charm necklaces that epitomize modern… Continue Reading

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