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Getting A Second Date: The Real Truth Part 2

And without further ado…..PART 2 to Getting A Second Date: The Real Truth. If you did not read PART 1 – you should!

Real Truth to getting a second date

4. Manners/Doesn’t Know Shit/Full of Shit

-She thinks that if she is indecisive and acts like she doesn’t know what to order while at dinner that it makes her date feel more like a man and being courteous to his wallet. Unfortunately, the only thing this does is annoy him and makes him want to jump out the nearest window (which is nearby their “best” table he has so cleverly arranged with the host while being early). He will also wonder if she knows how to walk, talk, and chew gum at the same time.

-When he orders he thinks that he should impress the lady by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu, having a long conversation with the sommelier about wine, and telling her about the fantastic exotic cuisine he has sampled from around the world. This guarantees a woman to think the man is full of shit especially when his so-called favorite red wine (he lectured her about for the last 15 minutes) shows up as bubbly and white in her glass. It will also make her take another look at the sommelier because at least he knows what he is talking about and he has the appropriate wine (duh).

5. Talking About Ex’s /Getting Around/Still Touring

-She thinks that if she tells him about all her ex’s that the guy will be jealous and it will be a challenge. He just thinks she just gets around. He also thinks he can take her home for the night and never need to store her name and number in the contacts in his phone.

-If he tells her about his ex’s, he thinks this shows her that he only dates hot girls and that she should be flattered to be a potential part of his list.  She thinks he is still into his ex-girlfriend and that they are in the midst of a reunion tour. This also means that the current date is a ploy to make the ex jealous leaving her searching for her booty calls number.

6. Follow up/3 Day Rule/Algorithm

-She thinks she should call the next day to tell him what a wonderful time she had and he thinks she is desperate and wonders if she has ever heard of the 3-day rule.

-He thinks he should wait 3 days to call because that is what everyone says is the correct amount of time to wait to call after the date. She doesn’t understand why he waited so long to call.

I think this is all bullshit.

MelanysGuydline #66– There are no set algorithms in getting a second date. If you like each other, are attracted to one another, eat like you were taught how to use tools and not with your hands, avoid getting in a fight with the valet, don’t drink too much so that you rip your nylons or start crying about your best friend getting married during your first date that should lead to a second. GOOD LUCK!


**Stay snarky my friends!**

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10 Responses to Getting A Second Date: The Real Truth Part 2

  1. Ty Knighten May 6, 2014 at 8:02 am #

    I have to agree with most of this. I think that people try so hard to impress their date that they actually become very annoying. If we could just be real and our “true” selves, then date #2 will actually lead to many more!

    • Melany May 6, 2014 at 1:33 pm #

      Yes! I totally agree. Plus, there are so many sites that give advice as to how to get a second date which can be very misleading. There is not guarantee!

  2. Chris May 6, 2014 at 10:04 am #

    God, you are so intuitive. How funny. If we were all able to sit down and compare notes. I wonder…………Ha, Ha.

    • Melany May 6, 2014 at 1:33 pm #

      That would be interesting. You are always free to share!

  3. Meena Avery May 7, 2014 at 1:35 pm #

    Oh my gosh…so true! One date I went on the guy literally talked about his ex the entire time!!! I mean seriously? Love it!

    • Melany May 7, 2014 at 6:04 pm #

      Right? I hate that!

  4. Camille G May 9, 2014 at 3:23 pm #

    #5 & #6 YES and TRIPLE YES! Oh.. and #4! lol.. yesss This should be printed and handed out on Hollywood Blvd like the Scientologists hand out those pamphlets! lol 🙂

    • Melany May 10, 2014 at 5:53 pm #

      Good idea – I should do that!

  5. Single Dating Diva May 10, 2014 at 3:52 am #

    These are great!! I had a guy cry on a first date when he mentioned his ex … awkward!!

    • Melany May 10, 2014 at 5:53 pm #

      OMG – so akward. What did you do?

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