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Go Hack Yourself
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March 21, 2013 posted by Melany

Go Hack Yourself

Dear hacker losers that have nothing better to do than try and hack my blog: Get over it! I am no longer playing these dumb games and have moved on to super duty protection on melanysguydlines.com. The Secret Service has…

Beware of dumb people bleach: It is bad for my health
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March 6, 2013 posted by Melany

Beware of dumb people bleach: It is bad for my health

Here is a little story I could not resist telling you. Today, I went and got my hair done at a salon in Beverly Hills and overheard a conversation that solidifies the need to have a dumb person category on…

Do you Twit or Tweet?
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January 16, 2013 posted by Melany

Do you Twit or Tweet?

I decided to take my own advice and “put on my big girl panties” and jump into the bloggers universe full force by attending the New Media Expo in Las Vegas. At first, I was a little hesitant to go…

Trick or Turn Tricks?
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October 31, 2012 posted by Melany

Trick or Turn Tricks?

Happy Halloween! I love this holiday and it is not because I can dress like a slut. Halloween reminds me of my childhood and good times with my family; carving pumpkins, eating too much candy (that my mom would sort…

Dating Category – Humper
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October 15, 2012 posted by Melany

Dating Category – Humper

Hi, my name is Melany, and my dog is a Humper. This is the first time I have been able to admit it. He humps toys, hands, arms, and sides (he has not started with the leg yet). I went…

Beware of Squeaky!
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September 24, 2012 posted by Melany

Beware of Squeaky!

Ring Ring DAMN! Just missed the phone! My initial reaction is if I don’t know the number, I don’t pick it up. If the person wants to talk, they will leave a message and I can call them back, if I actually…

Miss Piggy – Guydline for a better looking USA
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September 18, 2012 posted by Melany

Miss Piggy – Guydline for a better looking USA

Upon returning to Los Angeles from San Francisco via automobile, with Teddy Brewski as co-pilot, a few thoughts popped into my head (there were more than that but don’t want you to know all of them)…. Why does everyone driving…