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Dating & Texting No No’s: Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

Dating & Texting No No's: Call Me If You Aren't Amphibian or Reptilian

Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

Gentlemen. If you really want to get to know a girl better and perhaps go on a date, incessant texting lengthy interview-like questions is not going to cut it.

Don’t have time for that.

I type all day.

I have around 100k of those types of relationships.

Pick up a damn phone.

I need to make sure you don’t sound like Kermit.

Though, I hear that you need to kiss a lot of frogs.

CALL ME if you aren’t amphibian or reptilian. We know I have had plenty of both in my life. 

MelanysGuydLine # 4,473,838

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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4 Responses to Dating & Texting No No’s: Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

  1. Xeondata August 7, 2017 at 3:38 pm #

    Dont I wish you were single!!!! Hell I will settle to play a round of golf, we can even get separate carts.⛳️🏌🏼🏌🏼‍♀️ Playing Ken McDonald Wednesday morning, I know it is a long way from Scottsdale, and Tempe maybe slumming it. But you are invited!!

    • Melany August 13, 2017 at 12:16 pm #

      Awww thank you! I am single and always up for golf! LMK!!! FORE!

  2. ellen beck August 18, 2017 at 10:47 pm #

    That slayed me- I have to laugh. Hubby does this wicked Kermit imitation that always makes me laugh. He doesnt do it much , but he does it. I wouldnt want him to sound like that all the time though 🙂

    You will find that prince out there. I cant believe you havent!

    • Melany September 1, 2017 at 6:59 am #

      HAHAHA! Would love to hear your hubby do it! LOL. Thank you! Me neither. Where is he?

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