Dating & Texting No No’s: Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

Dating & Texting No No's: Call Me If You Aren't Amphibian or Reptilian

Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

Gentlemen. If you really want to get to know a girl better and perhaps go on a date, incessant texting lengthy interview-like questions is not going to cut it.

Don’t have time for that.

I type all day.

I have around 100k of those types of relationships.

Pick up a damn phone.

I need to make sure you don’t sound like Kermit.

Though, I hear that you need to kiss a lot of frogs.

CALL ME if you aren’t amphibian or reptilian. We know I have had plenty of both in my life. 

MelanysGuydLine # 4,473,838

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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