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Dating & Texting No No’s: Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

By on July 14, 2017 in Relationships
Dating & Texting No No's: Call Me If You Aren't Amphibian or Reptilian

Gentlemen. If you really want to get to know a girl better and perhaps go on a date, incessant texting lengthy interview-like questions is not going to cut it. Don’t have time for that. I type all day. I have around 100k of those types of relationships. Pick up a damn phone. I need to make sure you don’t sound like Kermit. Though, I hear that you need to kiss a lot of frogs. CALL ME if you aren’t amphibian or reptilian. We know I have had plenty of both in my life.  CALL ME if you aren’t amphibian or… Continue Reading

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Holy Bullsnake

By on July 9, 2017 in Snarky
Holy Bullsnake

So, this really happened to me last week! I had a 7 foot snake at my front door in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Thankfully, I was able to rule out that he was not a Rattlesnake but the neighborhood Bullsnake. He is apparently my friend and eats mice, rabbits and even rattlesnakes so we will keep him around. Also, he will keep all the other snakes I date out of the area. I named him Petey after my college boyfriend’s snake, cat and dog. Yes, they were all named Petey! Read all these comments from my facebook post and laugh because… Continue Reading

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Look and Feel Ten Years Younger With These Beauty Hacks

By on July 9, 2017 in Goodies
Look and Feel Ten Years Younger With These Beauty Hacks

I have been dealing with no AC in 118 degree weather and a 7 foot snake at my front door so thankfully Laura has this post for you all to read! I will share more about my Arizona summer soon but enjoy these beauty hacks while I try and cool off!  In a bit of a rut with your look? Perhaps your current beauty routine is a little outdated, and instead of making you look younger you’re actually adding years to your age. Maybe you’ve had a busy few years bringing up children, and now it’s time to focus on… Continue Reading

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Meeting The Birthday Deadline

By on July 5, 2017 in Relationships

I’m back! I have been celebrating my birthday for almost a month but did not forget about you! PROMISE! Thankfully, Laura has a great post today (and is appropriately themed) while I try and catch up! ENJOY! No matter how much you love the man in your life, or how well you know him, whenever their birthdays come around it feels like he’s suddenly become the most impossible person in the world to shop for. Maybe it’s because you don’t completely understand his hobbies, or you feel like you have to top the present you gave him last year, but… Continue Reading

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