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Snarky Picks For Super Bowl Weekend 2015 in Scottsdale, Arizona

snarky picks for super bowl in scottsdale, az

As most of you know, I am a University of Arizona #Wildcatforlife, travel way too much for work on the West Coast but have just relocated to Scottsdale, Arizona which just happens to be the home for the Super Bowl this year a.k.a deflategate! Even though my 49ers did not have the greatest showing 2014/2015 and I hate Levi’s stadium, I am still a huge fan and love anything football (basketball and baseball) related. Plus, I have been known to know “where the party is at”, love my Grey Goose libations, awesome taste in music, food and fashion (if I… Continue Reading

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Dear Hackers: Hack Off

HACK OFF

  Dear Hackers (a.k.a. cheaters with no life), I am not sure what is going on but this is the second time someone has tried to hack into my blog in the past two years. I have security and we are on to you. So, go somewhere else or think of another profession that involves your own creativity because this is dumb. Plus, I have security on this site and it alerts me every time your dumb ass tries to infect me. How about you go think of your own idea, name, blog, site, url, and get a life? How… Continue Reading

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Win A Sony Play Station 4 & Madden NFL 15 Worth $450: No Deflated Balls For Super Bowl

Win a Sony Playstation and Madden NFL 1

In honor of Super Bowl being right in my back yard (Phoenix) and the fact that I love my football more than most girls, I am giving you a chance to win a brand new Play Station 4 Console with the Madden 15 game so you can play with fully inflated balls! How cool is that? I want to play. Plus, I dislike the Sea Chickens, did grow up with Tom Brady and played softball (on purpose) with his sister so…. I couldn’t help myself with this tweet because it is true…and snarky. I am giving you a chance to… Continue Reading

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The Top 10 Most Annoying Top 10 Lists

The top ten most annoying top ten lists

I want to create a top 10 list of the most annoying top 10 lists. Yes, you read that right. Can you help me with this? I would love to know what types of top lists fill your feed or your time line. Whatever. Don’t be shy and I wont judge….well, I will but snarky commentary never hurt anyone. I already asked this question on twitter and Facebook and got some good answers but need more to compile a list. Note: I will never title it the “complete” list of the top 10 most annoying lists because that is annoying… Continue Reading

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Keep Your Super Bowl Beverages Cold Through Halftime: Win $85 Of Corkcicle Products

Keep your Super Bowl beverages cold - enter to win $85 of corkcicle beverage accessories

Well, we all know my Niners didn’t make the Super Bowl this year and I really don’t love the “Seachickens” but what I do love are some tasty beverages and super bowl parties. Watching any type of sport is one of my favorite past times and to pair it with a frosty drink and some yummy food makes Super Bowl one of the best days of the year regardless of who is playing. I mean commercials…come on!I So, in honor of those deflated balls and all that jazz, I thought I would offer you all a chance to win some… Continue Reading

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My Love Affair With Cars: Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale

Sometimes the best days and nights happen when you least expect them. We all know that I am totally OCD, ADD, a neurotic planner and write lists for my “to do” lists. But, there are those rare occasions where I am asked to do something that is not listed on my Icloud calendar and I suck it up, throw on a snarky outfit, paint on my Bobbi Brown black eyeliner, layer my Lancome mascara, drape (what some may think is too much gold around my neck aka Mr. T), grab a bling studded Valentino purse, paired with way too tall… Continue Reading

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Know What You Know. Know What You Don’t Know And Learn That Too!

WHAT’S UP PARTY PEOPLE? I have been up every single night since I have moved into my new places thanks to my fantastic puppy named Teddy Brewski! But, I am getting my new computer set up in a few minutes so I can blog my heart away even when Teddy decides to bark at 3 AND 5AM!! Moving update: Pretty much done unpacking because I can’t stand it anymore. Being OCD and ADD is a problem and right now I NEED to my computer and I must blog….a lot! However, I do need a new chair for my desk since… Continue Reading

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Dear Blog ….I Am So Sorry

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DEAR BLOG – I am so sorry, but I have been cheating on you with my shoes, makeup, purses, and clothes. I moved and my life has been upside down and inside out. Please don’t break up with me. I love you. Truly. I mean this is the longest time in two years I have not checked in to at least say hello and send KISSEZZ. I have good reasons – I swear! There are too many and I am too tired on a Friday night to elaborate. But, I am sure I will come up with a list in… Continue Reading

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